Curiously enough, none of Swift’s more modern biographers have thought this imitation of Collins’s “Discourse” worthy of a mention; yet it is, in its way, as fine a performance as his castigation of Bishop Burnet and his “Introduction.” The fooling is admirably carried on, and the intention, as explained in the introduction, is excellently well realized. It frightened Collins into Holland. To appreciate the cleverness with which it has been done, one should read Swift’s “Abstract” side by side with Collins’s “Discourse.”
The pamphlet was advertised for sale in “The Examiner” for Tuesday, January 26th, 1712-13. In His “Letters to Stella” (January 16th and 21st, 1712-13), Swift makes the following references to it: “I came home at seven, and began a little whim which just came into my head, and will make a three-penny pamphlet. It shall be finished in a week; and, if it succeeds, you shall know what it is; otherwise not. ... I was to-day with my printer, to give him a little pamphlet I have written; but not politics. It will be out by Monday.”
The present text is based on that of the first edition, collated with those given by Nichols, Hawkesworth and Scott. None of the “Miscellanies” prints this tract, nor is it given in Faulkner’s edition of 1735-38 (6 vols.). It is fully annotated and edited by Nichols in the first volume of his “Supplement to Swift’s Works” (1779).
[T. S.]
Mr. COLLIN’S
DISCOURSE
OF
FREE-THINKING,
PUT INTO PLAIN ENGLISH,
BY WAY OF ABSTRACT,
FOR THE
USE OF THE POOR.
BY A FRIEND OF THE AUTHOR.
1713.
INTRODUCTION.
Our party having failed, by all their political arguments, to re-establish their power; the wise leaders have determined, that the last and principal remedy should be made use of, for opening the eyes of this blinded nation; and that a short, but perfect, system of their divinity, should be published, to which we are all of us ready to subscribe, and which we lay down as a model, bearing a close analogy to our schemes in religion. Crafty, designing men, that they might keep the world in awe, have, in their several forms of government, placed a Supreme Power on earth, to keep human-kind in fear of being hanged; and a