blood, which seemed ready to gush at the least exertion.
His skin was crimson under an outside layer of brown,
due to the habit of standing in the sun. The
roving gray eyes, deep-sunken, and hidden by bushy
black brows, were like those of the Kalmucks who entered
France in 1815; if they ever sparkled it was only
under the influence of a covetous thought. His
broad pug nose was flattened at the base. Thick
lips, in keeping with a repulsive double chin, the
beard of which, rarely cleaned more than once a week,
was encircled with a dirty silk handkerchief twisted
to a cord; a short neck, rolling in fat, and heavy
cheeks completed the characteristics of brute force
which sculptors give to their caryatids. Minoret-Levrault
was like those statues, with this difference, that
whereas they supported an edifice, he had more than
he could well do to support himself. You will
meet many such Atlases in the world. The man’s
torso was a block; it was like that of a bull standing
on his hind-legs. His vigorous arms ended in a
pair of thick, hard hands, broad and strong and well
able to handle whip, reins, and pitchfork; hands which
his postilions never attempted to trifle with.
The enormous stomach of this giant rested on thighs
which were as large as the body of an ordinary adult,
and feet like those of an elephant. Anger was
a rare thing with him, but it was terrible, apoplectic,
when it did burst forth. Though violent and quite
incapable of reflection, the man had never done anything
that justified the sinister suggestions of his bodily
presence. To all those who felt afraid of him
his postilions would reply, “Oh! he’s not
bad.”
The master of Nemours, to use the common abbreviation
of the country, wore a velveteen shooting-jacket of
bottle-green, trousers of green linen with great stripes,
and an ample yellow waistcoat of goat’s skin,
in the pocket of which might be discerned the round
outline of a monstrous snuff-box. A snuff-box
to a pug nose is a law without exception.
A son of the Revolution and a spectator of the Empire,
Minoret-Levrault did not meddle with politics; as
to his religious opinions, he had never set foot in
a church except to be married; as to his private principles,
he kept them within the civil code; all that the law
did not forbid or could not prevent he considered
right. He never read anything but the journal
of the department of the Seine-et-Oise, and a few
printed instructions relating to his business.
He was considered a clever agriculturist; but his
knowledge was only practical. In him the moral
being did not belie the physical. He seldom spoke,
and before speaking he always took a pinch of snuff
to give himself time, not to find ideas, but words.
If he had been a talker you would have felt that he
was out of keeping with himself. Reflecting that
this elephant minus a trumpet and without a mind was
called Minoret-Levrault, we are compelled to agree
with Sterne as to the occult power of names, which
sometimes ridicule and sometimes foretell characters.