“The Smiths, with the exception of Melinda, were delighted with the decision, for it made it reasonably certain that Josiah could never be recognised as her husband.  She was a good deal cast down about it, for, like every other Indiana girl, she had looked forward to being married and divorced as the natural lot of woman.  Now it appeared that she was married, but in such an unsatisfactory way, that she could never have a husband, and never be divorced from anyone.  As for Josiah, he was furious, but there was no help for it, the law was against him, and, as a law-abiding man, he was obliged to respect it, especially as he could not hope to kill off all four of the Smiths, if he decided to make a family feud of it; he himself having no family whatever, and no one to help him to keep up his end of the feud.

“For the next fifteen years Josiah lived a single man except in name, and Melinda mourned her hard fate and kept house for her father and brothers; but one day Josiah’s lawyer, who was by this time in the Legislature, came to him and offered to have his marriage to Melinda made legal in all respects for five hundred dollars.  The lawyer was so certain that he could do this that he was willing to wait for his pay until after he had gained a verdict, and Josiah, after a little bargaining such as every self-respecting man would have made, in his place, consented to the lawyer’s terms.  It seems that the lawyer had accidentally discovered that there had been a mistake in the survey of part of the boundary line between Indiana and Illinois, and at the very place where Josiah and Melinda were married, A rectification of this mistake would move the line ten feet west, and so place the spot where the pair stood during their wedding entirely within the state of Indiana.  The proper steps to obtain the rectification of the boundary were taken, and it was rectified.  Then Melinda in her turn began a suit for divorce against Josiah, and had no difficulty in proving the marriage and in obtaining a decree.  Josiah paid the lawyer his five hundred dollars, and was overjoyed at being finally able to call his Melinda his own.  But he met with a little disappointment.  Now that Melinda had obtained her divorce she thought she might as well live up to it, and marry a fresh husband.  So she married the Methodist minister, who had just lost his third wife, and lived happily ever afterwards.

[Illustration:  “OFFERED TO HAVE HIS MARRIAGE MADE LEGAL.”]

“It was just after this that Josiah, being perhaps made a little reckless by his disappointment, became involved in the affair that I was going to tell you about when you interrupted me, and wanted to hear about his marriage.  Matrimony is a mighty curious thing, and you can never tell precisely how it is going to turn out.  That is one reason why I was never married but once, though I spent ten years of my life in Chicago, and had friends at bar who stood ready to obtain divorces for me at any moment and without a dollar of expense.”