Beggars Bush eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 84 pages of information about Beggars Bush.

Beggars Bush eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 84 pages of information about Beggars Bush.

Fer.  Pr. ’Tis done Lord Higgen.

Hig. Thanks to Prince Prig, Prince Ferret.

Fer. Well, pray my Masters all, Ferret be chosen, Y’are like to have a mercifull mild Prince of me.

Prig. A very tyrant, I, an arrant tyrant,
If e’re I come to reign; therefore look to’t,
Except you do provide me hum enough
And Lour to bouze with:  I must have my Capons
And Turkeys brought me in, with my green Geese,
And Ducklings i’th’ season:  fine fat chickens,
Or if you chance where an eye of tame Phesants
Or Partridges are kept, see they be mine,
Or straight I seize on all your priviledge,
Places, revenues, offices, as forfeit,
Call in your crutches, wooden legs, false bellyes,
Forc’d eyes and teeth, with your dead arms; not leave you
A durty clout to beg with o’ your heads,
Or an old rag with Butter, Frankincense,
Brimston and Rozen, birdlime, blood, and cream,
To make you an old sore; not so much soap
As you may fome with i’th’ Falling-sickness;
The very bag you bear, and the brown dish
Shall be escheated.  All your daintiest Dells too
I will deflower, and take your dearest Doxyes
From your warm sides; and then some one cold night
I’le watch you what old barn you go to roost in,
And there I’le smother you all i’th’ musty hay.

Hig. This is tyrant-like indeed:  But what would Ginks Or Clause be here, if either of them should raign?

Clau. Best ask an Ass, if he were made a Camel, What he would be; or a dog, and he were a Lyon.

Ginks. I care not what you are, Sirs, I shall be A Beggar still I am sure, I find my self there.

Enter Goswin.

Snap. O here a Judge comes.

Hig. Cry, a Judge, a Judge.

Gos. What ail you Sirs? what means this outcry?

Hig. Master,
A sort of poor souls met:  Gods fools, good Master,
Have had some little variance amongst our selves
Who should be honestest of us, and which lives
Uprightest in his calling:  Now, ’cause we thought
We ne’re should ’gree on’t our selves, because
Indeed ’tis hard to say:  we all dissolv’d, to put it
To him that should come next, and that’s your Master-ship,
Who, I hope, will ’termine it as your mind serves you,
Right, and no otherwise we ask it:  which? 
Which does your worship think is he? sweet Master
Look over us all, and tell us; we are seven of us,
Like to the seven wise Masters, or the Planets.

Gos. I should judge this the man with the grave beard, And if he be not—­

Clau. Bless you, good Master, bless you.

Gos. I would he were:  there’s something too amongst you To keep you all honest. [Exit.

Snap. King of Heaven go with you.

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