Fer. Pr. ’Tis done Lord Higgen.
Hig. Thanks to Prince Prig, Prince Ferret.
Fer. Well, pray my Masters all, Ferret be chosen, Y’are like to have a mercifull mild Prince of me.
Prig. A very tyrant, I, an arrant tyrant,
If e’re I come to reign; therefore look to’t,
Except you do provide me hum enough
And Lour to bouze with: I must have my Capons
And Turkeys brought me in, with my green Geese,
And Ducklings i’th’ season: fine
fat chickens,
Or if you chance where an eye of tame Phesants
Or Partridges are kept, see they be mine,
Or straight I seize on all your priviledge,
Places, revenues, offices, as forfeit,
Call in your crutches, wooden legs, false bellyes,
Forc’d eyes and teeth, with your dead arms;
not leave you
A durty clout to beg with o’ your heads,
Or an old rag with Butter, Frankincense,
Brimston and Rozen, birdlime, blood, and cream,
To make you an old sore; not so much soap
As you may fome with i’th’ Falling-sickness;
The very bag you bear, and the brown dish
Shall be escheated. All your daintiest Dells
too
I will deflower, and take your dearest Doxyes
From your warm sides; and then some one cold night
I’le watch you what old barn you go to roost
in,
And there I’le smother you all i’th’
musty hay.
Hig. This is tyrant-like indeed: But what would Ginks Or Clause be here, if either of them should raign?
Clau. Best ask an Ass, if he were made a Camel, What he would be; or a dog, and he were a Lyon.
Ginks. I care not what you are, Sirs, I shall be A Beggar still I am sure, I find my self there.
Enter Goswin.
Snap. O here a Judge comes.
Hig. Cry, a Judge, a Judge.
Gos. What ail you Sirs? what means this outcry?
Hig. Master,
A sort of poor souls met: Gods fools, good Master,
Have had some little variance amongst our selves
Who should be honestest of us, and which lives
Uprightest in his calling: Now, ’cause
we thought
We ne’re should ’gree on’t our selves,
because
Indeed ’tis hard to say: we all dissolv’d,
to put it
To him that should come next, and that’s your
Master-ship,
Who, I hope, will ’termine it as your mind serves
you,
Right, and no otherwise we ask it: which?
Which does your worship think is he? sweet Master
Look over us all, and tell us; we are seven of us,
Like to the seven wise Masters, or the Planets.
Gos. I should judge this the man with the grave beard, And if he be not—
Clau. Bless you, good Master, bless you.
Gos. I would he were: there’s something too amongst you To keep you all honest. [Exit.
Snap. King of Heaven go with you.