I dare say that George Dixon—­that was ‘is name—­wouldn’t ha’ minded so much if ’is wife ‘ad only been civil, but instead o’ that she used to make fun of ’im and order ’im about, and by-and-by the others began to try the same thing.  As I said afore, Dixon was a very quiet man, and if there was ever anybody to be put outside Charlie or Bob used to do it.  They tried to put me outside once, the two of ’em, but they on’y did it at last by telling me that somebody ‘ad gone off and left a pot o’ beer standing on the pavement.  They was both of ’em fairly strong young chaps with a lot of bounce in ’em, and she used to say to her ’usband wot fine young fellers they was, and wot a pity it was he wasn’t like ’em.

Talk like this used to upset George Dixon awful.  Having been brought up careful by ’is mother, and keeping a very quiet, respectable ’ouse—­I used it myself—­he cert’nly was soft, and I remember ’im telling me once that he didn’t believe in fighting, and that instead of hitting people you ought to try and persuade them.  He was uncommon fond of ’is wife, but at last one day, arter she ’ad made a laughing-stock of ’im in the bar, he up and spoke sharp to her.

“Wot?” ses Mrs. Dixon, ’ardly able to believe her ears.

“Remember who you’re speaking to; that’s wot I said,” ses Dixon.

“’Ow dare you talk to me like that?” screams ’is wife, turning red with rage.  “Wot d’ye mean by it?”

“Because you seem to forget who is master ’ere,” ses Dixon, in a trembling voice.

“Master?” she ses, firing up.  “I’ll soon show you who’s master.  Go out o’ my bar; I won’t ’ave you in it.  D’ye ’ear?  Go out of it.”

Dixon turned away and began to serve a customer.  “D’ye hear wot I say?” ses Mrs. Dixon, stamping ‘er foot.  “Go out o’ my bar.  Here, Charlie!”

“Hullo!” ses ’er cousin, who ’ad been standing looking on and grinning.

“Take the master and put ’im into the parlour,” ses Mrs. Dixon, “and don’t let ’im come out till he’s begged my pardon.”

“Go on,” ses Charlie, brushing up ’is shirt-sleeves; “in you go.  You ’ear wot she said.”

He caught ’old of George Dixon, who ‘ad just turned to the back o’ the bar to give a customer change out of ’arf a crown, and ran ’im kicking and struggling into the parlour.  George gave ’im a silly little punch in the chest, and got such a bang on the ’ead back that at fust he thought it was knocked off.

When ’e came to ’is senses agin the door leading to the bar was shut, and ’is wife’s uncle, who ’ad been asleep in the easy-chair, was finding fault with ’im for waking ’im up.

“Why can’t you be quiet and peaceable?” he ses, shaking his ’ead at him.  “I’ve been ’ard at work all the morning thinking wot colour to paint the back-door, and this is the second time I’ve been woke up since dinner.  You’re old enough to know better.”

“Go and sleep somewhere else, then,” ses Dixon.  “I don’t want you ’ere at all, or your boys neither.  Go and give somebody else a treat; I’ve ’ad enough of the whole pack of you.”