The seaman, safe on shore, with joy doth tell
      What cruel dangers him at sea befell.

With ‘these,’ Sir, and an ‘hundred more’ wise ‘adages,’ which I have always at my ‘fingers’ end,’ will I (when reduced to ‘form’ and ‘method’) entertain Miss; and as she is a ‘well-read,’ and (I might say, but for this ‘one’ great error) a ‘wise’ young lady, I make no doubt but I shall ‘prevail’ upon her, if not by ‘mine own arguments,’ by those of ‘wits’ and ‘capacities’ that have a ‘congeniality’ (as I may say) to ‘her own,’ to take to heart,

      ——­Nor of the laws of fate complain,
      Since, though it has been cloudy, now’t clears up again.——­

Oh! what ‘wisdom’ is there in these ‘noble classical authors!’ A ’wise man’ will (upon searching into them,) always find that they speak ‘his’ sense of ‘men’ and ‘things.’  Hence it is, that they so readily occur to my ‘memory’ on every occasion—­though this may look like ‘vanity,’ it is too true to be omitted; and I see not why a man may not ’know these things of himself,’ which ‘every body’ seeth and ‘saith of him’; who, nevertheless, perhaps know not ‘half so much as he,’ in other matters.

I know but of ‘one objection,’ Sir, that can lie against my going; and that will arise from your kind ‘care’ and ‘concern’ for the ’safety of my person,’ in case that ‘fierce’ and ‘terrible man,’ the wicked Mr. Lovelace, (of whom every one standeth in fear,) should come cross me, as he may be resolved to try once more to ’gain a footing in Miss’s affections’:  but I will trust in ‘Providence’ for ‘my safety,’ while I shall be engaged in a ‘cause so worthy of my function’; and the ‘more’ trust in it, as he is a ‘learned man’ as I am told.

Strange too, that so ‘vile a rake’ (I hope he will never see this!) should be a ‘learned man’; that is to say, that a ‘learned man’ may be a ‘sly sinner,’ and take opportunities, ’as they come in his way’—­which, however, I do assure you, ‘I never did,’

I repeat, that as he is a ‘learned man,’ I shall ‘vest myself,’ as I may say, in ‘classical armour’; beginning ‘meekly’ with him (for, Sir, ‘bravery’ and ‘meekness’ are qualities ‘very consistent with each other,’ and in no persons so shiningly ‘exert’ themselves, as in the ’Christian priesthood’; beginning ‘meekly’ with him, I say) from Ovid,

      ‘Corpora magnanimo satis est protrasse leoni:’ 

So that, if I should not be safe behind the ’shield of mine own prudence,’ I certainly should be behind the ‘shields’ of the ‘ever-admirable classics’:  of ‘Horace’ particularly; who, being a ‘rake’ (and a ‘jovial rake’ too,) himself, must have great weight with all ‘learned rakes.’

And who knoweth but I may be able to bring even this ’Goliath in wickedness,’ although in ‘person’ but a ‘little David’ myself, (armed with the ‘slings’ and ‘stones’ of the ‘ancient sages,’) to a due sense of his errors?  And what a victory would that be!