Lord M. But what is all this, but more sacks upon the mill? more coals upon the fire?  You have a mind to quarrel both of you, I see that.  Are you not willing, Nephew, are you not most willing, to marry this lady, if she can be prevailed upon to have you?

Lovel.  D—–­n me, my Lord, if I’d marry my empress upon such treatment as this.

Lord M. Why now, Bob., thou art more choleric than the Colonel.  It was his turn just now.  And now you see he is cool, you are all gunpowder.

Lovel.  I own the Colonel has many advantages over me; but, perhaps, there is one advantage he has not, if it were put to the trial.

Col.  I came not hither, as I said before, to seek the occasion:  but if it were offered me, I won’t refuse it—­and since we find we disturb my good Lord M. I’ll take my leave, and will go home by the way of St. Alban’s.

Lovel.  I’ll see you part of the way, with all my heart, Colonel.

Col.  I accept your civility very cheerfully, Mr. Lovelace.

Lord M. (interposing again, as we were both for going out,) And what will this do, gentlemen?  Suppose you kill one another, will the matter be bettered or worsted by that?  Will the lady be made happier or unhappier, do you think, by either or both of your deaths?  Your characters are too well known to make fresh instances of the courage of either needful.  And, I think, if the honour of the lady is your view, Colonel, it can by no other way so effectually promoted as by marriage.  And, Sir, if you would use your interest with her, it is very probable that you may succeed, though nobody else can.

Lovel.  I think, my Lord, I have said all that a man can say, (since what is passed cannot be recalled:) and you see Colonel Morden rises in proportion to my coolness, till it is necessary for me to assert myself, or even he would despise me.

Lord M. Let me ask you, Colonel, have you any way, any method, that you think reasonable and honourable to propose, to bring about a reconciliation with the lady?  That is what we all wish for.  And I can tell you, Sir, it is not a little owing to her family, and to their implacable usage of her, that her resentments are heightened against my kinsman; who, however, has used her vilely; but is willing to repair her wrongs.—­

Lovel.  Not, my Lord, for the sake of her family; nor for this gentleman’s haughty behaviour; but for her own sake, and in full sense of the wrongs I have done her.

Col.  As to my haughty behaviour, as you call it, Sir, I am mistaken if you would not have gone beyond it in the like case of a relation so meritorious, and so unworthily injured.  And, Sir, let me tell you, that if your motives are not love, honour, and justice, and if they have the least tincture of mean compassion for her, or of an uncheerful assent on your part, I am sure it will neither be desired or accepted by a person of my cousin’s merit and sense; nor shall I wish that it should.