1 Serv. Nor I; ’twould save the
process of a tedious
passion,
A long law-suit of love, which quite consumes
An honest lover, ere he gets possession:
I would come plump, and fresh, and all my self,
Served up to my bride’s bed like a fat fowl,
Before the frost of love had nipped me through.
I look on wives as on good dull companions,
For elder brothers to sleep out their time with;
All, we can hope for in the marriage-bed,
Is but to take our rest; and what care I,
Who lays my pillow for me?
Enter a Poet with verses.
1 Serv. Now, what’s your business, friend?
Poet. An epithalamium, to the noble bridegrooms.
1 Serv. Let me see; what’s here?
as I live, [Takes it.
Nothing but downright bawdry: Sirrah, rascal,
Is this an age for ribaldry in verse;
When every gentleman in town speaks it
With so much better grace, than thou canst write it?
I’ll beat thee with a stave of thy own rhymes.
Poet. Nay, good sir—[Runs off, and Exit.
2 Serv. Peace, they are here.
[Enter Don RODORICK, Don MANUEL, JULIA, and Company.
1 Serv. My lord looks sullenly, and fain would hide it.
2 Serv. Howe’er he weds Don Manuel’s sister, yet I fear he’s hardly reconciled to him.
Jul. I tremble at it still.
Rod. I must confess
Your danger great; but, madam, since ’tis past,
To speak of it were to renew your fears.
My noble brother, welcome to my breast.
Some, call my sister; say, Don Manuel,
Her bridegroom, waits.
Man. Tell her, in both the houses There now remains no enemy but she.
Rod. In the mean time let’s dance; madam, I hope You’ll grace me with your hand.—
[Enter LEONORA, woman to ANGELINA; takes the two men aside.
Leon. O sir, my lady Angelina—
Rod. Why comes she not?
Leon. Is fallen extremely sick.
Both. How?
Leon. Nay, trouble not yourselves too much; These fits are usual with her, and not dangerous.
Rod. O rarely counterfeited. [Aside.
Man. May not I see her?
Leon. She does, by me, deny herself that
honour. [As she speaks, steals a note into his
hand.
I shall return, I hope, with better news;
In the mean time she prays, you’ll not disturb
The company. [Exit LEONORA.
Rod. This troubles me exceedingly.
Man. A note put privately into my hand
By Angelina’s woman? She’s my creature:
There’s something in’t; I’ll read
it to myself.—
[Aside.
Rod. Brother, what paper’s that?
Man. Some begging verses, Delivered me this morning on my wedding.