Isa. When he comes, uncle, pray cover your great belly with your hat, that he may not see it.
Non. It goes against my heart to marry her to this Loveby; but, what must be, must be.
Enter LOVEBY.
Const. O, Mr Loveby! The welcomest man alive! You met Setstone, I hope, that you came so opportunely?
Lov. No, faith, madam; I came of my own accord.
Isa. ’Tis unlucky; he’s not prepared.
Lov. Look you, madam, I have brought the hundred pounds; the devil was as punctual as three o’ clock at a playhouse. Here; ’tis right, I warrant it, without telling: I took it upon his word.
[Gives it.
Const. Your kindness shall be requited, servant: But I sent for you upon another business. Pray, cousin, tell it him, for I am ashamed to do’t.
Lov. Ha! ’tis not that great belly, I hope. Is’t come to that?
Isa. Hark you, Mr Loveby; a word with you.
Lov. A word with you, madam: Whither is your cousin bound?
Isa. Bound, sir?
Lov. Ay, bound: Look you, she’s under sail, with a lusty fore-wind.
Non. I sent for you, sir; but, to be plain with you, ’twas more out of necessity than love.
Lov. I wonder, my lord, at your invincible ill-nature. You forget the arrest, that I passed by: But this it is to be civil to unthankful persons; ’tis feeding an ill-natured dog, that snarls while he takes victuals from your hand.
Non. All friends! all friends! No ripping up old stories; you shall have my daughter.
Lov. Faith, I see your lordship would let lodgings ready furnished; but I am for an empty tenement.
Non. I had almost forgot my own great belly. If he should discover that too! [Claps his hat before it.
Isa. [To Lov.] You will not hear me, sir. ’Tis all roguery, as I live.
Lov. Flat roguery, I’ll swear! If I had been father on’t, nay, if I had but laid my breeches upon the bed, I would have married her: But I see we are not ordained for one another.
[Is going.
Non. I beseech you, sir.
Lov. Pray cover, my lord.
Isa. He does his great belly, methinks.
Non. I’ll make it up in money to you.
Lov. That cannot tempt me. I have a friend, that shall be nameless, that will not see me want; and so, your servant.
[Exit LOVEBY.
Isa. I’ll after, and bring him back.
Non. You shall not stir after him;—Does he scorn my daughter?
Isa. Lord, how fretful you are! This breeding makes you so peevish, uncle.
Non. ’Tis no matter, she shall straight be married to Sir Timorous.