Lov. Hitherto it goes well on my side.—
Trice. Now I deal: How many do you take, Jack? All. Then I am gone: What a rise is here! Fourteen by aces, and a sixieme-major; I am gone, without looking into my cards.—[Takes up an ace and bites it.] Ay, I thought so: If ever man play’d with such cursed fortune, I’ll be hanged, and all for want of this damned ace—there’s your ten pieces, with a pox to you, for a rooking beggarly rascal as you are.
LOVEBY enters.
Lov. What occasion have I given you for these words, sir? Rook and rascal! I am no more rascal than yourself, sir.
Trice. How’s this! how’s this!
Lov. And though for this time I put up, because I am a winner— [Snatches the gold.
Trice. What a devil do’st thou put up? Not my gold, I hope, Jack?
Lov. By your favour, but I do; and ’twas won fairly: a sixieme, and fourteen by aces, by your own confession,—What a pox, we don’t make childrens’ play, I hope?
Trice. Well, remember this, Jack; from this hour I forswear playing with you when I am alone; what, will you bate me nothing on’t?
Lov. Not a farthing, Justice; I’ll be judged by you; if I had lost, you would have taken every piece on’t: What I win, I win—and there’s an end.
Enter Servant.
Serv. Sir, these people stay without, and will not be answered.
Trice. Well, what’s their business?
Serv. Nay, no great matter; only a fellow for getting a wench with child.
Trice. No great matter, say’st thou? ’Faith, but it is. Is he a poor fellow, or a gentleman?
Serv. A very poor fellow, sir.
Trice. Hang him, rogue; make his mittimus immediately; must such as he presume to get children?
Lov. Well considered: A poor lousy rascal, to intrench upon the game of gentlemen! He might have passed his time at nine-pins, or shovel-board; that had been fit sport for such as he: Justice, have no mercy on him.
Trice. No, by the sword of justice will I not.
Lov. Swear’st thou, ungracious boy[A]? That’s too much, on the other hand, for a gentleman. I swear not, I drink not, I curse not, I cheat not; they are unnecessary vices: I save so much out of those sins, and take it out in that one necessary vice of wenching.
[Footnote A: Henry IV. Part 1. Act ii. Scene 4.]
Enter LOVEBY’S Boy.
Boy. Sir, the parties are without, according to your order.
Lov. ’Tis well; bring ’em in, boy.
Enter Lady Du LAKE, and two or three Whores.
Justice, I recommend this ancient gentlewoman, with these virtuous ladies, to thy patronage; for her part, she is a person of exemplary life and behaviour; of singular conduct to break through, and patience to bear the assaults of fortune: A general benefactress of mankind, and, in fine, a promoter of that great work of nature, love.