Lov. If I be blasted, it must out.
Const. Either tell me, or resolve to take your leave for ever.
Lov. Then know, I have my means,—I know not how.
Const. This is a fine secret.
Lov. Why, then, if you will needs know, ’tis from the devil; I have money from him, what, and when I please.
Const. Have you sealed a covenant, and given away your soul for money?
Lov. No such thing intended on my part.
Const. How then?
Lov. I know not yet what conditions he’ll propose. I should have spoke with him last night, but that a cross chance hindered it.
Const. Well, my opinion is, some great lady, that is in love with you, supplies you still; and you tell me an incredible tale of the devil, merely to shadow your infidelity.
Lov. Devise some means to try me.
Const. I take you at your word. You shall swear freely to bestow on me whatever you shall gain this unknown way; and, for a proof, because you tell me you can have money, what, and when you please, bring me a hundred pounds ere night.—If I do marry him for a wit, I’ll see what he can do; he shall have none from me. [Aside.
Lov. You overjoy me, madam; you shall have it, an ’twere twice as much.
Const. How’s this?
Lov. The devil a cross that I have, or know where to get; but I must promise well, to save my credit.—Now, devil, if thou dost forsake me!
[Aside.
Const. I mistrust you; and, therefore, if you fail, I’ll have your hand to show against you; here’s ink and paper. [LOVEBY writes.
Enter BURR, and TIMOROUS.
Burr. What makes Loveby yonder? He’s writing somewhat.
Tim. I’ll go see. [Looks over him.
Lov. Have you no more manners than to overlook a man when he’s a writing?—Oh! is’t you, Sir Timorous? You may stand still; now I think on’t, you cannot read written hand.
Burr. You are very familiar with Sir Timorous.
Lov. So am I with his companions, sir.
Burr. Then there’s hopes you and I may be better acquainted. I am one of his companions.
Lov. By what title? as you are an ass, sir?
Const. No more, Loveby.
Lov. I need not, madam. Alas! this fellow is only the solicitor of a quarrel, ’till he has brought it to an head; and will leave the fighting part to the courteous pledger. Do not I know these fellows? You shall as soon persuade a mastiff to fasten on a lion, as one of those to engage with a courage above their own: They know well enough whom they can beat, and who can beat them.
Enter FAILER at a distance.
Fail. Yonder they are: Now, would I compound for a reasonable sum, that I were friends with Burr. If I am not, I shall lose Sir Timorous.