to look up the street. Well, replied I, we’ll
wait a minute for thy driver. He turned his
head thoughtfully about, and looked wistfully the opposite
way. I understand thee perfectly, answered
I: if thou takest a wrong step in this affair
he will cudgel thee to death. Well, a minute is
but a minute, and if it saves a fellow-creature
a drubbing, it shall not be set down as ill spent.
He was eating the stem of an artichoke as this discourse
went on, and, in the little peevish contentions of
nature betwixt hunger and unsavouriness, had dropped
it out of his mouth half a dozen times, and picked
it up again. God help thee, Jack! said I, thou
hast a bitter breakfast on’t, and many a bitter
blow, I fear, for its wages—’tis
all, all bitterness to thee, whatever life is to
others. And now thy mouth, if one knew the truth
of it, is as bitter, I dare say, as soot (for he
had cast aside the stem), and thou hast not a friend,
perhaps, in all this world that will give thee a macaroon.
In saying this I pulled out a paper of ’em, which
I had just purchased, and gave him one; and, at
this moment that I am telling it, my heart smites
me that there was more of pleasantry in the conceit
of seeing how an ass would eat a macaroon, than of
benevolence in giving him one, which presided in
the act. When the ass had eaten his macaroon
I pressed him to come in. The poor beast was
heavy loaded, his legs seemed to tremble under him,
he hung rather backwards, and as I pulled at his
halter it broke short in my hand. He looked
up pensive in my face. ’Don’t thrash
me with it; but if you will, you may.’
‘If I do,’ said I, ‘I’ll be
d——d.’”
Well might Thackeray say of this passage that, “the
critic who refuses to see in it wit, humour, pathos,
a kind nature speaking, and a real sentiment, must
be hard indeed to move and to please.” It
is, in truth, excellent; and its excellence is due
to its possessing nearly every one of those qualities,
positive and negative, which the two other scenes
above quoted are without. The author does not
here obtrude himself, does not importune us to admire
his exquisitely compassionate nature; on the contrary,
he at once amuses us and enlists our sympathies by
that subtly humorous piece of self-analysis, in which
he shows how large an admixture of curiosity was contained
in his benevolence. The incident, too, is well
chosen. No forced concurrence of circumstances
brings it about: it is such as any man might
have met with anywhere in his travels, and it is handled
in a simple and manly fashion. The reader is
with the writer throughout; and their common
mood of half-humorous pity is sustained, unforced,
but unbroken, from first to last.