Am.
Take that, ye are too saucy.
Lean.
How, proud Lady?
Strike my deserts?
Am.
I was to blame.
Enter
Bartolus.
Bar.
What wife, there?
Heaven keep my house
from thieves.
Lean.
I am wretched:
Opened, discovered,
lost to my wishes.
I shall be whooted at.
Bar.
What noise was this,
wife?
Why dost thou smile?
Lean.
This proud thing will
betray me.
Bar. Why
these lie here? what angry, dear?
Am.
No, Sir,
Only a chance, your
pupil said he plaid well,
And so indeed he do’s:
he undertook for ye,
Because I would not
sit so long time idle,
I made my liberty, avoided
your mate,
And he again as cunningly
endangered me,
Indeed he put me strangely
to it. When presently
Hearing you come, &
having broke his ambush too,
Having the second time
brought off my Queen fair,
I rose o’th’
sudden smilingly to shew ye,
My apron caught the
Chesse-board, and the men,
And there the noise
was.
Bar.
Thou art grown a Master,
For all this I shall
beat ye.
Lean.
Or I, Lawyer,
For now I love her more,
’twas a neat answer,
And by it hangs a mighty
hope, I thank her,
She gave my pate a sound
knock that it rings yet,
But you shall have a
sounder if I live lawyer,
My heart akes yet, I
would not be in that fear—
Bar.
I am glad ye are a gamester,
Sir, sometimes
For recreation we two
shall fight hard at it.
Am.
He will prove too hard for me.
Lean.
I hope he shall do,
But your Chess-board
is too hard for my head, line that, good Lady.
Bar.
I have been attoning
two most wrangling neighbours,
They had no mony, therefore
I made even.
Come, let’s go
in and eat, truly I am hungry.
Lean.
I have eaten already, I must intreat your pardon.
Bar.
Do as ye please, we
shall expect ye at supper.
He has got a little
heart, now it seems handsomly.
Am.
You’l get no little head, if I do not look to ye.
Lean.
If ever I do catch thee again thou vanity—
Am.
I was to blame to be so rash, I am sorry—
[Exeunt.
Actus Quartus. Scena Prima.