I inclose, as usual, a contribution from Mr. Biglow, and remain, Gentlemen, with esteem and respect,
Your Ob’t Humble Servant,
HOMER WILBUR. A.M.
I thank ye, my friens, for the warmth
o’ your greetin’:
Ther’ ‘s few airthly blessins
but wut’s vain an’ fleetin’;
But ef ther’ is one thet hain’t
no cracks an’ flaws,
An’ is wuth goin’ in for,
it’s pop’lar applause;
It sends up the sperits ez lively ez rockets,
An’ I feel it—wal, down
to the eend o’ my pockets.
Jes’ lovin’ the people is
Canaan in view,
But it’s Canaan paid quarterly t’
hev ’em love you;
It’s a blessin’ thet’s
breakin’ out ollus in fresh spots;
It’s a-follerin’ Moses ‘thout
losin’ the flesh-pots.
But, Gennlemen,’scuse me, I ain’t
sech a raw cus
Ez to go luggin’ ellerkence into
a caucus,—
Thet is, into one where the call comprehens
Nut the People in person, but on’y
their friens;
I’m so kin’ o’ used
to convincin’ the masses
Of th’ edvantage o’ bein’
self-governin’ asses,
I forgut thet we ‘re all
o’ the sort thet pull wires
An’ arrange for the public their
wants an’ desires,
An’ thet wut we hed met for wuz
jes’ to agree
Wut the People’s opinions in futur’
should be.
But to come to the nuh, we’ve ben
all disappinted,
An’ our leadin’ idees are
a kind o’ disjinted,—
Though, fur ez the nateral man could discern,
Things ough’ to ha’ took most
an oppersite turn.
But The’ry is jes’ like a
train on the rail,
Thet, weather or no, puts her thru without
fail,
While Fac’s the ole stage thet gits
sloughed in the ruts,
An’ hez to allow for your darned
efs an’ buts,
An’ so, nut intendin’ no pers’nal
reflections,
They don’t—don’t
nut allus, thet is—make connections:
Sometimes, when it really doos seem thet
they’d oughter
Combine jest ez kindly ez new rum an’
water,
Both ’ll be jest ez sot in their
ways ez a bagnet,
Ez otherwise-minded ez th’ eends
of a magnet,
An’ folks like you ’n me,
thet ain’t ept to be sold,
Git somehow or ’nother left out
in the cold.
I expected ’fore this, ’thout
no gret of a row,
Jeff D. would ha’ ben where A. Lincoln
is now,
With Taney to say ‘t wuz all legle
an’ fair,
An’ a jury o’ Deemocrats ready
to swear
Thet the ingin o’ State gut throwed
into the ditch
By the fault o’ the North in misplacin’
the switch.
Things wuz ripenin’ fust-rate with
Buchanan to nuss ’em;
But the People they wouldn’t be
Mexicans, cuss ’em!
Ain’t the safeguards o’ freedom
upsot, ’z you may say,
Ef the right o’ rev’lution
is took clean away?
An’ doosn’t the right primy-fashy
include
The bein’ entitled to nut be subdued?
The fact is, we’d gone for the Union
so strong,
When Union meant South ollus right an’
North wrong,
Thet the people gut fooled into thinkin’