though we doubt if he could truly add,—­

“save that thou Hast a more splendid trough and wider sty.”

Then we were solemnly warned of our patriotic duty to “know no North and no South.”  This was the very impudence of ingratitude; for we had long known no North, and unhappily had known altogether too much South.

Then we were most plaintively adjured to to comply with the demands of the Slave Power, in order to save the Union.  But how save the Union?  Why, by violating the principles on which the Union was formed, and scouting the objects it was intended to serve.

But lastly came the question, on which the South confidently relied as a decisive argument, “What could we do with our slaves, provided we emancipated them?” The peculiarity which distinguished this question from all other interrogatories ever addressed to human beings was this, that it was asked for the purpose of not being answered.  The moment a reply was begun, the ground was swiftly shifted, and we were overwhelmed with a torrent of words about State Rights and the duty of minding our own business.

But it is needless to continue the examination of these substitutes and apologies for fact and reason, especially as their chief characteristic consisted in their having nothing to do with the practical question before the people.  They were thrown out by the interested defenders of Slavery, North and South, to divert attention from the main issue.  In the fine felicity of their in appropriateness to the actual condition of the struggle between the Free and Slave States, they were almost a match for that renowned sermon, preached by a metropolitan bishop before an asylum for the blind, the halt, and the legless, on “The Moral Dangers of Foreign Travel.”  But still they were infinitely mischievous, considered as pretences under which Northern men could skulk from their duties, and as sophistries to lull into a sleepy acquiescence the consciences of those political adventurers who are always seeking occasions for being tempted and reasons for being rogues.  They were all the more influential from the circumstance that their show of argument was backed by the solid substance of patronage.  These false facts and bad reasons were the keys to many fat offices.  The South had succeeded in instituting a new political test, namely, that no man is qualified serve the United States unless he is the champion or the sycophant of the Slave Power.  Proscription to the friends of American freedom, honors and emoluments to the friends of American slavery,—­adopt that creed, or you did not belong to any “healthy” political organization!  Now we have heard of civil disabilities for opinion’s sake before.  In some countries no Catholics are allowed to hold office, in others no Protestants, in others no Jews.  But it is not, we believe, in Protestant countries that Protestants are proscribed; it is not in Catholic countries that Catholics are incompetent to serve the