It’s ne’ssary to take a good
confident tone
With the public; but here, jest amongst
us, I own
Things looks blacker ‘n thunder.
Ther’ ‘s no use denyin’
We’re clean out o’ money,
an’ ‘most out o’ lyin’,—
Two things a young nation can’t
mennage without,
Ef she wants to look wal at her fust comin’
out;
For the fust supplies physickle strength,
while the second
Gives a morril edvantage thet’s
hard to be reckoned:
For this latter I’m willin’
to du wut I can;
For the former you’ll hev to consult
on a plan,—
Though our fust want (an’
this pint I want your best views on)
Is plausible paper to print I.O.U.s on.
Some gennlemen think it would cure all
our cankers
In the way o’ finance, ef we jes’
hanged the bankers;
An’ I own the proposle ’ud
square with my views,
Ef their lives wuzn’t all thet we’d
left ’em to lose.
Some say thet more confidence might be
inspired,
Ef we voted our cities an’ towns
to be fired,—
A plan thet ’ud suttenly tax our
endurance,
Coz ‘t would be our own bills we
should git for th’ insurance;
But cinders, no metter how sacred we think
’em,
Mightn’t strike furrin minds ez
good sources of income,
Nor the people, perhaps, wouldn’t
like the eclaw
O’ bein’ all turned into paytriots
by law.
Some want we should buy all the cotton
an’ burn it,
On a pledge, when we’ve gut thru
the war, to return it,—
Then to take the proceeds an’ hold
them ez security
For an issue o’ bonds to be met
at maturity
With an issue o’ notes to be paid
in hard cash
On the fus’ Monday follerin’
the ’tarnal Allsmash:
This hez a safe air, an’, once hold
o’ the gold,
’Ud leave our vile plunderers out
in the cold,
An’ might temp’ John
Bull, ef it warn’t for the dip he
Once gut from the banks o’ my own
Massissippi.
Some think we could make, by arrangin’
the figgers,
A hendy home-currency out of our niggers;
But it wun’t du to lean much on
ary sech staff,
For they’re gittin’ tu current
a’ready, by half.
One gennleman says, ef we lef’ our
loan out
Where Floyd could git hold on ’t,
he’d take it, no doubt;
But ‘t ain’t jes’ the
takin’, though ’t hez a good look,
We mus’ git sunthin’ out on
it arter it’s took,
An’ we need now more ’n ever,
with sorrer I own,
Thet some one another should let us a
loan,
Sence a soger wun’t fight, on’y
jes’ while he draws his
Pay down on the nail, for the best of
all causes,
‘Thout askin’ to know wut
the quarrel’s about,—
An’ once come to thet, why, our
game is played out.
It’s ez true ez though I shouldn’t
never hev said it
Thet a hitch hez took place in our system
o’ credit;
I swear it’s all right in my speeches
an’ messiges,
But ther’ ‘s idees afloat,
ez ther’ is about sessiges:
Folks wun’t take a bond ez a basis