The gentlemen, who assisted Concanen in this collection, were Dean Swift, Mr. Parnel, Dr. Delany, Mr. Brown, Mr. Ward, and Mr. Stirling. In this collection there is a poem by Mr. Concanen, called A Match at Football, in three Cantos; written, ’tis said, in imitation of The Rape of the Lock. This performance is far from being despicable; the verification is generally smooth; the design is not ill conceived, and the characters not unnatural. It perhaps would be read with more applause, if The Rape of the Lock did not occur to the mind, and, by forcing a comparison, destroy all the satisfaction in perusing it; as the disproportion is so very considerable. We shall quote a few lines from the beginning of the third canto, by which it will appear that Concanen was not a bad rhimer.
In days of yore a lovely country maid
Rang’d o’er these lands, and
thro’ these forests stray’d;
Modest her pleasures, matchless was her
frame,
Peerless her face, and Sally was her name.
By no frail vows her young desires were
bound,
No shepherd yet the way to please her
found.
Thoughtless of love the beauteous nymph
appear’d,
Nor hop’d its transports, nor its
torments fear’d.
But careful fed her flocks, and grac’d
the plain,
She lack’d no pleasure, and she
felt no pain.
She view’d our motions when we toss’d
the ball,
And smil’d to see us take, or ward,
a fall;
’Till once our leader chanc’d
the nymph to spy,
And drank in poison from her lovely eye.
Now pensive grown, he shunn’d the
long-lov’d plains,
His darling pleasures, and his favour’d
swains,
Sigh’d in her absence, sigh’d
when she was near,
Now big with hope, and now dismay’d
with fear;
At length with falt’ring tongue
he press’d the dame,
For some returns to his unpity’d
flame;
But she disdain’d his suit, despis’d
his care,
His form unhandsome, and his bristled
hair;
Forward she sprung, and with an eager
pace
The god pursu’d, nor fainted in
the race;
Swift as the frighted hind the virgin
flies,
When the woods ecchoe to the hunters cries:
Swift as the fleetest hound her flight
she trac’d,
When o’er the lawns the frighted
hind is chac’d;
The winds which sported with her flowing
vest
Display’d new charms, and heightened
all the rest:
Those charms display’d, increas’d
the gods desire,
What cool’d her bosom, set his breast
on fire:
With equal speed, for diff’rent
ends they move,
Fear lent the virgin wings, the shepherd
love:
Panting at length, thus in her fright
she pray’d,
Be quick ye pow’rs, and save a wretched
maid.
[Protect] my honour, shelter me from shame,
[Beauty] and life with pleasure I disclaim.
[Transcriber’s note: print unclear for words in square brackets, therefore words are assumed.]