“Ho, there!” I cried within
the wooden hutch;
“Hammersmith House—a
most absurd dilemma—
His lordship’s motor-cars have strained
a clutch,
And taxis are required at
8 pip emma
(Six of your finest and most up-to-date,
With no false starts and no
foul petrol leaking),
To bear a certain party of the great
To the Melpomene at ten past eight.
Thompson, the
butler, speaking.”
They came. And I at the appointed
hour
Watched them arrive before
the muted dwelling
And heard some speeches full of pith and
power
And saw them turn and go with
anger swelling;
Save only one who, spite his rude dismay,
Like a whipped Hun, made traffic
of his sorrow
And shouted, “Taxi, Sir?”
I answered “Nay,
I do not need you, jarvey, but I may
Be disengaged
to-morrow.”
EVOE.
* * * * *
THE PUNISHMENT OF GREED.
“Large quantity of new
Block Chocolate offered cheap; cause
ill-health.”—Manchester
Evening News.
* * * * *
“Miss M. Albanesi, daughter
of the well-known singer, Mme.
Albanesi.”—Daily
Paper.
Not to be confused with Mme. ALBANI, the popular novelist.
* * * * *
“The Portuguese retreated
a step. His head flew to his
hip-pocket. But he was
a fraction of a second too late.”—The
Scout.
Many a slip ’twixt the head and the hip.
* * * * *
[Illustration: GHOSTS AT VERSAILLES.]
* * * * *
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
Tuesday, April 29th.—When the House of Commons re-assembled this afternoon a good many gaps were noticeable on the green benches. They were not due, however, to the New Year’s Honours, which made a belated appearance this morning, for not a single Member of Parliament has been ennobled. The notion that not one of the seven hundred is worthy of elevation is, of course, unthinkable. But by-elections are so chancy.
Mr. JEREMIAH MACVEAGH still has some difficulty in realising that the Irish centre of gravity has shifted from Westminster to Dublin. He indignantly refused to accept an answer to one of his questions from little Mr. PRATT, and loudly demanded the corporeal presence of the CHIEF SECRETARY. Mr. MACPHERSON, however, considers that his duty requires him to remain in Ireland, where Mr. MACVEAGH’S seventy Sinn Fein colleagues are keeping him sufficiently busy.