miles, which posterity, having no conception of the
prodigious extent and magnificence of St. James’s,
will never believe, it was half an hour after three
before his Danish Majesty’s courier could go
and return to let him know that his good brother and
ally was leaving the palace in which they both were,
in order to receive him at the Queen’s palace,
which you know is about a million of snail’s
paces from St. James’s. Notwithstanding
these difficulties and unavoidable delays, Woden,
Thor, Friga, and all the gods that watch over the Kings
of the North, did bring these two invincible monarchs
to each other’s embraces about half an hour
after five that same evening. They passed an
hour in projecting a family compact that will regulate
the destiny of Europe to latest posterity: and
then, the Fates so willing it, the British Prince
departed for Richmond, and the Danish potentate repaired
to the widowed mansion of his Royal Mother-in-Law,
where he poured forth the fulness of his heart in
praises on the lovely bride she had bestowed on him,
from whom nothing but the benefit of his subjects could
ever have torn him.—And here let Calumny
blush, who has aspersed so chaste and faithful a monarch
with low amours; pretending that he has raised to
the honour of a seat in his sublime council, an artisan
of Hamburgh, known only by repairing the soles of
buskins, because that mechanic would, on no other
terms, consent to his fair daughter’s being honoured
with majestic embraces. So victorious over his
passions is this young Scipio from the Pole, that
though on Shooter’s Hill he fell into an ambush
laid for him by an illustrious Countess, of blood-royal
herself, his Majesty, after descending from his car,
and courteously greeting her, again mounted his vehicle,
without being one moment eclipsed from the eyes of
the surrounding multitude.—Oh! mercy on
me! I am out of breath—pray let me
descend from my stilts, or I shall send you as fustian
and tedious a History as that of [Lyttelton’s]
Henry II. Well, then, this great King is a very
little one; not ugly, nor ill-made. He has the
sublime strut of his grandfather, or of a cock-sparrow;
and the divine white eyes of all his family by the
mother’s side. His curiosity seems to have
consisted in the original plan of travelling, for I
cannot say he takes notice of anything in particular.
His manner is cold and dignified, but very civil and
gracious and proper. The mob adore him and huzza
him; and so they did the first instant. At present
they begin to know why—for he flings money
to them out of his windows; and by the end of the
week I do not doubt but they will want to choose him
for Middlesex. His Court is extremely well ordered;
for they bow as low to him at every word as if his
name was Sultan Amurat. You would take his first
minister for only the first of his slaves.—I
hope this example, which they have been so good as
to exhibit at the opera, will contribute to civilize
us. There is indeed a pert young gentleman, who