in his way to you brought me acquainted with many
anecdotes conformable to the idea I had conceived
of him, got about, was liked much more than it deserved,
spread like wild-fire, and made me the subject of conversation.
Rousseau’s devotees were offended. Madame
de Boufflers, with a tone of sentiment, and the accents
of lamenting humanity, abused me heartily, and then
complained to myself with the utmost softness.
I acted contrition, but had liked to have spoiled
all, by growing dreadfully tired of a second lecture
from the Prince of Conti, who took up the ball, and
made himself the hero of a history wherein he had nothing
to do. I listened, did not understand half he
said (nor he either), forgot the rest, said Yes when
I should have said No, yawned when I should have smiled,
and was very penitent when I should have rejoiced at
my pardon. Madame de Boufflers was more distressed,
for he owned twenty times more than I had said:
she frowned, and made him signs; but she had wound
up his clack, and there was no stopping it. The
moment she grew angry, the lord of the house grew
charmed, and it has been my fault if I am not at the
head of a numerous sect; but, when I left a triumphant
party in England, I did not come here to be at the
head of a fashion. However, I have been sent
for about like an African prince, or a learned canary-bird,
and was, in particular, carried by force to the Princess
of Talmond,[1] the Queen’s cousin, who lives
in a charitable apartment in the Luxembourg, and was
sitting on a small bed hung with saints and Sobieskis,
in a corner of one of those vast chambers, by two blinking
tapers. I stumbled over a cat and a footstool
in my journey to her presence. She could not
find a syllable to say to me, and the visit ended
with her begging a lap-dog. Thank the Lord! though
this is the first month, it is the last week of my
reign; and I shall resign my crown with great satisfaction
to a bouillie of chestnuts, which is just invented,
and whose annals will be illustrated by so many indigestions,
that Paris will not want anything else these three
weeks. I will enclose the fatal letter[2] after
I have finished this enormous one; to which I will
only add, that nothing has interrupted my Sevigne
researches but the frost. The Abbe de Malesherbes
has given me full power to ransack Livry. I did
not tell you, that by great accident, when I thought
on nothing less, I stumbled on an original picture
of the Comte de Grammont. Adieu! You are
generally in London in March; I shall be there by
the end of it.[3]
[Footnote 1: The Princess of Talmond was born in Poland, and said to be allied to the Queen, Marie Leczinska, with whom she came to France, and there married a prince of the house of Bouillon.]
[Footnote 2: The letter from the King of Prussia to Rousseau.—WALPOLE.]