plate; the inside is most sumptuous, but did not please
me; the heathen gods, goddesses, Christian virtues,
and allegoric gentlefolks, are crowded into every
room, as if Mrs. Holman had been in heaven and invited
everybody she saw. The great apartment is first;
painted ceilings, inlaid floors, and unpainted wainscots
make every room sombre. The tapestries
are fine, but not fine enough, and there are few portraits.
The chapel is charming. The great jet d’eau
I like, nor would I remove it; whatever is magnificent
of the kind in the time it was done, I would retain,
else all gardens and houses wear a tiresome resemblance.
I except that absurdity of a cascade tumbling down
marble steps, which reduces the steps to be of no
use at all. I saw Haddon, an abandoned old castle
of the Rutlands, in a romantic situation, but which
never could have composed a tolerable dwelling.
The Duke sent Lord John [Cavendish] with me to Hardwicke,
where I was again disappointed; but I will not take
relations from others; they either don’t see
for themselves, or can’t see for me. How
I had been promised that I should be charmed with
Hardwicke,[3] and told that the Devonshires ought to
have established there! never was I less charmed in
my life. The house is not Gothic, but of that
betweenity, that intervened when Gothic declined and
Paladian was creeping in—rather, this is
totally naked of either. It has vast chambers—aye,
vast, such as the nobility of that time delighted
in, and did not know how to furnish. The great
apartment is exactly what it was when the Queen of
Scots was kept there. Her council-chamber, the
council-chamber of a poor woman, who had only two
secretaries, a gentleman-usher, an apothecary, a confessor,
and three maids, is so outrageously spacious, that
you would take it for King David’s, who thought,
contrary to all modern experience, that in the multitude
of counsellors there is wisdom. At the upper end
is the state, with a long table, covered with a sumptuous
cloth, embroidered and embossed with gold,—at
least what was gold; so are all the tables. Round
the top of the chamber runs a monstrous frieze, ten
or twelve feet deep, representing stag-hunting in
miserable plastered relief. The next is her dressing-room,
hung with patch-work on black velvet; then her state
bedchamber. The bed has been rich beyond description,
and now hangs in costly golden tatters. The hangings,
part of which they say her Majesty worked, are composed
of figures as large as life, sewed and embroidered
on black velvet, white satin, &c., and represent the
virtues that were necessary for her, or that she was
forced to have, as Patience and Temperance, &c.
The fire-screens are particular; pieces of yellow
velvet, fringed with gold, hang on a cross-bar of wood,
which is fixed on the top of a single stick, that
rises from the foot. The only furniture which
has any appearance of taste are the table and cabinets,
which are all of oak, richly carved. There is