the largest Rooms, in order, as she phrases it,
to see Company. At which time she always desires
me to be Abroad, or to confine my self to the Cock-loft,
that I may not disgrace her among her Visitants of
Quality. Her Footmen, as I told you before,
are such Beaus that I do not much care for asking
them Questions; when I do, they answer me with a sawcy
Frown, and say that every thing, which I find Fault
with, was done by my Lady Marys Order. She
tells me that she intends they shall wear Swords
with their next Liveries, having lately observed the
Footmen of two or three Persons of Quality hanging
behind the Coach with Swords by their Sides.
As soon as the first Honey-Moon was over, I represented
to her the Unreasonableness of those daily Innovations
which she made in my Family, but she told me I was
no longer to consider my self as Sir John Anvil,
but as her Husband; and added, with a Frown, that
I did not seem to know who she was. I was surprized
to be treated thus, after such Familiarities as had
passed between us. But she has since given
me to know, that whatever Freedoms she may sometimes
indulge me in, she expects in general to be treated
with the Respect that is due to her Birth and Quality.
Our Children have been trained up from their Infancy
with so many Accounts of their Mothers Family, that
they know the Stories of all the great Men and Women
it has produced. Their Mother tells them, that
such an one commanded in such a Sea Engagement,
that their Great Grandfather had a Horse shot under
him at Edge-hill, that their Uncle was at the Siege
of Buda, and that her Mother danced in a Ball at
Court with the Duke of Monmouth; with abundance
of Fiddle-faddle of the same Nature. I was, the
other Day, a little out of Countenance at a Question
of my little Daughter Harriot, who asked me, with
a great deal of Innocence, why I never told them
of the Generals and Admirals that had been in my Family.
As for my Eldest Son Oddly, he has been so spirited
up by his Mother, that if he does not mend his Manners
I shall go near to disinherit him. He drew
his Sword upon me before he was nine years old, and
told me, that he expected to be used like a Gentleman;
upon my offering to correct him for his Insolence,
my Lady Mary stept in between us, and told me, that
I ought to consider there was some Difference between
his Mother and mine. She is perpetually finding
out the Features of her own Relations in every one
of my Children, tho, by the way, I have a little
Chubfaced Boy as like me as he can stare, if I durst
say so; but what most angers me, when she sees me
playing with any of them upon my Knee, she has begged
me more than once to converse with the Children
as little as possibly, that they may not learn any
of my awkward Tricks.
You must farther know, since I am opening my Heart to you, that she thinks her self my Superior in Sense, as much as she is in Quality, and therefore treats me like a plain well-meaning Man, who does not