Tune: Then she burst out, She was exposed,
she was deceiv’s, she was wronged and abused.
The Tea-cup was thrown in the Fire; and without
taking Vengeance on her Spouse, she said of me,
That I was a pretending Coxcomb, a Medler that knew
not what it was to interpose in so nice an Affair as
between a Man and his Wife. To which Mr. Freeman;
Madam, were I less fond of you than I am, I should
not have taken this Way of writing to the SPECTATOR,
to inform a Woman whom God and Nature has placed under
my Direction with what I request of her; but since
you are so indiscreet as not to take the Hint which
I gave you in that Paper, I must tell you, Madam,
in so many Words, that you have for a long and tedious
Space of Time acted a Part unsuitable to the Sense
you ought to have of the Subordination in which
you are placed. And I must acquaint you once
for all, that the Fellow without, ha Tom! (here
the Footman entered and answered Madam) Sirrah don’t
you know my Voice; look upon me when I speak to
you: I say, Madam, this Fellow here is to know
of me my self, whether I am at Leisure to see Company
or not. I am from this Hour Master of this
House; and my Business in it, and every where else,
is to behave my self in such a Manner, as it shall
be hereafter an Honour to you to bear my Name; and
your Pride, that you are the Delight, the Darling,
and Ornament of a Man of Honour, useful and esteemed
by his Friends; and I no longer one that has buried
some Merit in the World, in Compliance to a froward
Humour which has grown upon an agreeable Woman by
his Indulgence. Mr. Freeman ended this
with a Tenderness in his Aspect and a downcast Eye,
which shewed he was extremely moved at the Anguish
he saw her in; for she sat swelling with Passion,
and her Eyes firmly fixed on the Fire; when I, fearing
he would lose all again, took upon me to provoke
her out of that amiable Sorrow she was in, to fall
upon me; upon which I said very seasonably for my
Friend, That indeed Mr. Freeman was become the
common Talk of the Town; and that nothing was so
much a Jest, as when it was said in Company Mr.
Freeman had promised to come to such a Place.
Upon which the good Lady turned her Softness into downright
Rage, and threw the scalding Tea-Kettle upon your
humble Servant; flew into the Middle of the Room,
and cried out she was the unfortunatest of all Women:
Others kept Family Dissatisfactions for Hours of Privacy
and Retirement: No Apology was to be made to
her, no Expedient to be found, no previous Manner
of breaking what was amiss in her; but all the World
was to be acquainted with her Errors, without the least
Admonition. Mr. Freeman was going to
make a softning Speech, but I interposed; Look you,
Madam, I have nothing to say to this Matter, but you
ought to consider you are now past a Chicken; this
Humour, which was well enough in a Girl, is insufferable
in one of your Motherly Character. With that
she lost all Patience, and flew directly at her Husbands