to Musick, and very ignorant of it; but far gone
in the Italian Taste. Tom goes to Armstrong,
the famous fine Writer of Musick, and desires him to
put this Sentence of Tully [1] in the Scale
of an Italian Air, and write it out for my
Spouse from him. An ille mihi liber cui mulier
imperat? Cui leges imponit, praescribit, jubet,
vetat quod videtur? Qui nihil imperanti negare,
nihil recusare audet? Poscit? dandum est.
Vocat? veniendum. Ejicit? abeundum. Minitatur?
extimiscendum. Does he live like a Gentleman
who is commanded by a Woman? He to whom she gives
Law, grants and denies what she pleases? who can neither
deny her any thing she asks, or refuse to do any
thing she commands?
To be short, my Wife was extremely pleased with it; said the Italian was the only Language for Musick; and admired how wonderfully tender the Sentiment was, and how pretty the Accent is of that Language, with the rest that is said by Rote on that Occasion. Mr. Meggot is sent for to sing this Air, which he performs with mighty Applause; and my Wife is in Ecstasy on the Occasion, and glad to find, by my being so much pleased, that I was at last come into the Notion of the Italian; for, said she, it grows upon one when one once comes to know a little of the Language; and pray, Mr. Meggot, sing again those Notes, Nihil Imperanti negare, nihil recusare. You may believe I was not a little delighted with my Friend Toms Expedient to alarm me, and in Obedience to his Summons I give all this Story thus at large; and I am resolved, when this appears in the Spectator, to declare for my self. The manner of the Insurrection I contrive by your Means, which shall be no other than that Tom Meggot, who is at our Tea-table every Morning, shall read it to us; and if my Dear can take the Hint, and say not one Word, but let this be the Beginning of a new Life without farther Explanation, it is very well; for as soon as the Spectator is read out, I shall, without more ado, call for the Coach, name the Hour when I shall be at home, if I come at all; if I do not, they may go to Dinner. If my Spouse only swells and says nothing, Tom and I go out together, and all is well, as I said before; but if she begins to command or expostulate, you shall in my next to you receive a full Account of her Resistance and Submission, for submit the dear thing must to,
SIR,
Your most obedient humble Servant,
Anthony Freeman.
P. S. I hope I need not tell
you that I desire this may be in your
very next.
T.
[Footnote 1: Paradox V. on the Thesis that All who are wise are Free, and the fools Slaves.]
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No. 213. Saturday, November 3, 1711. Addison.