reproved, perhaps, with a Blow of the Fan, or an
Oh Fie, but the angry Lady still preserved an apparent
Approbation in her Countenance: He was called
a strange wicked Fellow, a sad Wretch; he shrugs
his Shoulders, swears, receives another Blow, swears
again he did not know he swore, and all was well.
You might often see Men game in the Presence of Women,
and throw at once for more than they were worth,
to recommend themselves as Men of Spirit. I
found by long Experience that the loosest Principles
and most abandoned Behaviour, carried all before
them in Pretensions to Women of Fortune. The
Encouragement given to People of this Stamp, made
me soon throw off the remaining Impressions of a sober
Education. In the above-mentioned Places, as
well as in Town, I always kept Company with those
who lived most at large; and in due Process of Time
I was a pretty Rake among the Men, and a very pretty
Fellow among the Women. I must confess, I had
some melancholy Hours upon the Account of the Narrowness
of my Fortune, but my Conscience at the same time gave
me the Comfort that I had qualified my self for marrying
a Fortune.
When I had lived in this manner for some time, and became thus accomplished, I was now in the twenty seventh Year of my Age, and about the Forty seventh of my Constitution, my Health and Estate wasting very fast; when I happened to fall into the Company of a very pretty young Lady in her own Disposal. I entertained the Company, as we Men of Gallantry generally do, with the many Haps and Disasters, Watchings under Windows, Escapes from jealous Husbands, and several other Perils. The young Thing was wonderfully charmed with one that knew the World so well, and talked so fine; with Desdemona, all her Lover said affected her; it was strange,’twas wondrous strange. In a word, I saw the Impression I had made upon her, and with a very little Application the pretty Thing has married me. There is so much Charm in her Innocence and Beauty, that I do now as much detest the Course I have been in for many Years, as I ever did before I entred into it.
What I intend, Mr. SPECTATOR, by writing all this to you, is that you would, before you go any further with your Panegyricks on the Fair Sex, give them some Lectures upon their silly Approbations. It is that I am weary of Vice, and that it was not my natural Way, that I am now so far recovered as not to bring this believing dear Creature to Contempt and Poverty for her Generosity to me. At the same time tell the Youth of good Education of our Sex, that they take too little Care of improving themselves in little things: A good Air at entring into a Room, a proper Audacity in expressing himself with Gaiety and Gracefulness, would make a young Gentleman of Virtue and Sense capable of discountenancing the shallow impudent Rogues that shine among the Women.
Mr. SPECTATOR, I don’t doubt but you are a very sagacious Person, but you are so