was bred at Mosco, that had too much Metal
to attend Books of Entries and Accounts, when there
was so active a Scene in the Country where he resided,
and followed the Czar as a Volunteer: This warm
Youth, born at the Instant the thing was spoke of,
was the Man who unhorsed the Swedish General,
he was the Occasion that the Muscovites kept
their Fire in so soldier-like a manner, and brought
up those Troops which were covered from the Enemy
at the beginning of the Day; besides this, he had
at last the good Fortune to be the Man who took
Count Piper [1] With all this Fire I knew my
Cousin to be the Civilest Creature in the World.
He never made any impertinent Show of his Valour,
and then he had an excellent Genius for the World in
every other kind. I had Letters from him (here
I felt in my Pockets) that exactly spoke the Czar’s
Character, which I knew [perfectly [2]] well; and
I could not forbear concluding, that I lay with his
Imperial Majesty twice or thrice a Week all the
while he lodged at Deptford. [3] What is
worse than all this, it is impossible to speak to me,
but you give me some occasion of coming out with
one Lie or other, that has neither Wit, Humour,
Prospect of Interest, or any other Motive that I
can think of in Nature. The other Day, when one
was commending an Eminent and Learned Divine, what
occasion in the World had I to say, Methinks he
would look more Venerable if he were not so fair a
man? I remember the Company smiled. I have
seen the Gentleman since, and he is Coal-Black.
I have Intimations every Day in my Life that no Body
believes me, yet I am never the better. I was
saying something the other Day to an old Friend
at Will’s Coffee-house, and he made me
no manner of Answer; but told me, that an Acquaintance
of Tully the Orator having two or three times
together said to him, without receiving any Answer,
That upon his Honour he was but that very Month forty
Years of Age; Tully answer’d, Surely you think
me the most incredulous Man in the World, if I don’t
believe what you have told me every Day this ten
Years. The Mischief of it is, I find myself wonderfully
inclin’d to have been present at every Occurrence
that is spoken of before me; this has led me into
many Inconveniencies, but indeed they have been
the fewer, because I am no ill-natur’d Man, and
never speak Things to any Man’s Disadvantage.
I never directly defame, but I do what is as bad
in the Consequence, for I have often made a Man
say such and such a lively Expression, who was born
a mere Elder Brother. When one has said in
my Hearing, Such a one is no wiser than he should
be, I immediately have reply’d, Now ’faith,
I can’t see that, he said a very good Thing
to my Lord such a one, upon such an Occasion, and
the like. Such an honest Dolt as this has been
watch’d in every Expression he uttered, upon
my Recommendation of him, and consequently been
subject to the more Ridicule. I once endeavoured
to cure my self of this impertinent Quality, and