Lady has ever been to inflame your Wishes, and yet
command Respect. To make her Mistress of this
Art, she has a greater Share of Knowledge, Wit, and
good Sense, than is usual even among Men of Merit.
Then she is beautiful beyond the Race of Women.
If you won’t let her go on with a certain Artifice
with her Eyes, and the Skill of Beauty, she will
arm her self with her real Charms, and strike you
with Admiration instead of Desire. It is certain
that if you were to behold the whole Woman, there is
that Dignity in her Aspect, that Composure in her
Motion, that Complacency in her Manner, that if
her Form makes you hope, her Merit makes you fear.
But then again, she is such a desperate Scholar, that
no Country-Gentleman can approach her without being
a Jest. As I was going to tell you, when I
came to her House I was admitted to her Presence
with great Civility; at the same time she placed her
self to be first seen by me in such an Attitude,
as I think you call the Posture of a Picture, that
she discovered new Charms, and I at last came towards
her with such an Awe as made me Speechless. This
she no sooner observed but she made her Advantage
of it, and began a Discourse to me concerning Love
and Honour, as they both are followed by Pretenders,
and the real Votaries to them. When she [had]
discussed these Points in a Discourse, which I verily
believe was as learned as the best Philosopher in
Europe could possibly make, she asked me whether
she was so happy as to fall in with my Sentiments on
these important Particulars. Her Confident
sat by her, and upon my being in the last Confusion
and Silence, this malicious Aid of hers, turning to
her, says, I am very glad to observe Sir ROGER pauses
upon this Subject, and seems resolved to deliver
all his Sentiments upon the Matter when he pleases
to speak. They both kept their Countenances,
and after I had sat half an Hour meditating how to
behave before such profound Casuists, I rose up
and took my Leave. Chance has since that time
thrown me very often in her Way, and she as often has
directed a Discourse to me which I do not understand.
This Barbarity has kept me ever at a Distance from
the most beautiful Object my Eyes ever beheld.
It is thus also she deals with all Mankind, and you
must make Love to her, as you would conquer the
Sphinx, by posing her. But were she like other
Women, and that there were any talking to her, how
constant must the Pleasure of that Man be, who could
converse with a Creature—But, after all,
you may be sure her Heart is fixed on some one or other;
and yet I have been credibly inform’d; but
who can believe half that is said! After she
had done speaking to me, she put her Hand to her Bosom,
and adjusted her Tucker. Then she cast her Eyes
a little down, upon my beholding her too earnestly.
They say she sings excellently: her Voice in
her ordinary Speech has something in it inexpressibly
sweet. You must know I dined with her at a publick
Table the Day after I first saw her, and she helped