excel later Writers in Greatness of Genius, they fall
short of them in Accuracy and Correctness. The
Moderns cannot reach their Beauties, but can avoid
their Imperfections. When the World was furnished
with these Authors of the first Eminence, there grew
up another Set of Writers, who gained themselves a
Reputation by the Remarks which they made on the Works
of those who preceded them. It was one of the
Employments of these Secondary Authors, to distinguish
the several kinds of Wit by Terms of Art, and to consider
them as more or less perfect, according as they were
founded in Truth. It is no wonder therefore,
that even such Authors as Isocrates, Plato,
and Cicero, should have such little Blemishes
as are not to be met with in Authors of a much inferior
Character, who have written since those several Blemishes
were discovered. I do not find that there was
a proper Separation made between Punns and [true [1]]
Wit by any of the Ancient Authors, except Quintilian
and Longinus. But when this Distinction
was once settled, it was very natural for all Men of
Sense to agree in it. As for the Revival of this
false Wit, it happened about the time of the Revival
of Letters; but as soon as it was once detected, it
immediately vanished and disappeared. At the same
time there is no question, but as it has sunk in one
Age and rose in another, it will again recover it
self in some distant Period of Time, as Pedantry and
Ignorance shall prevail upon Wit and Sense. And,
to speak the Truth, I do very much apprehend, by some
of the last Winter’s Productions, which had
their Sets of Admirers, that our Posterity will in
a few Years degenerate into a Race of Punnsters:
At least, a Man may be very excusable for any Apprehensions
of this kind, that has seen Acrosticks handed
about the Town with great Secrecy and Applause; to
which I must also add a little Epigram called the
Witches Prayer, that fell into Verse when it
was read either backward or forward, excepting only
that it Cursed one way and Blessed the other.
When one sees there are actually such Pains-takers
among our British Wits, who can tell what it
may end in? If we must Lash one another, let it
be with the manly Strokes of Wit and Satyr; for I
am of the old Philosopher’s Opinion, That if
I must suffer from one or the other, I would rather
it should be from the Paw of a Lion, than the Hoof
of an Ass. I do not speak this out of any Spirit
of Party. There is a most crying Dulness on both
Sides. I have seen Tory Acrosticks and
Whig Anagrams, and do not quarrel with either
of them, because they are Whigs or Tories,
but because they are Anagrams and Acrosticks.