charms me wonderfully. As an Instance of it, I
must acquaint you, and by your means the whole Club,
that I have lately married one of my Tenants Daughters.
She is born of honest Parents, and though she has
no Portion, she has a great deal of Virtue. The
natural Sweetness and Innocence of her Behaviour,
the Freshness of her Complection, the unaffected
Turn of her Shape and Person, shot me through and
through every time I saw her, and did more Execution
upon me in Grogram, than the greatest Beauty in
Town or Court had ever done in Brocade. In
short, she is such an one as promises me a good Heir
to my Estate; and if by her means I cannot leave
to my Children what are falsely called the Gifts
of Birth; high Titles and Alliances: I hope to
convey to them the more real and valuable Gifts of
Birth; strong Bodies, and Healthy Constitutions.
As for your fine Women, I need not tell thee that
I know them. I have had my share in their Graces,
but no more of that. It shall be my Business
hereafter to live the Life of an honest Man, and
to act as becomes the Master of a Family. I question
not but I shall draw upon me the Raillery of the Town,
and be treated to the Tune of the
Marriage-Hater
match’d; but I am prepared for it.
I have been as witty upon others in my time. To
tell thee truly, I saw such a Tribe of Fashionable
young fluttering Coxcombs shot up, that I did not
think my Post of an
homme de ruelle any longer
tenable. I felt a certain Stiffness in my Limbs,
which entirely destroyed that Jauntyness of Air
I was once Master of. Besides, for I may now
confess my Age to thee, I have been eight and forty
above these Twelve Years. Since my Retirement
into the Country will make a Vacancy in the Club,
I could wish you would fill up my Place with my Friend
Tom Dapperwit. He has an infinite deal
of Fire, and knows the Town. For my own part,
as I have said before, I shall endeavour to live
hereafter suitable to a Man in my Station, as a prudent
Head of a Family, a good Husband, a careful Father
(when it shall so happen) and as
Your most Sincere Friend,
and Humble Servant,
WILLIAM HONEYCOMB.
O.
[Footnote 1: Heartwell in the play of the Old
Batchelor. Addison here continues the winding
up of the Spectator by finally disposing of
another member of the club.]
[Footnote 2: [about]]
[Footnote 3: [the]]
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No. 531. Saturday, November 8. 1712.
Addison.
’Qui mare et terras variisque mundum
Temperat horis:
Unde nil majus generatur ipso,
Nec viget quicquam simile aut secundum.’
Hor.
Simonides being ask’d by Dionysius the
Tyrant what God was, desired a Day’s time to
consider of it before he made his Reply. When
the Day was expired, he desired two Days; and afterwards,
instead of returning his Answer, demanded still double
the Time to consider of it. This great Poet and
Philosopher, the more he contemplated the Nature of
the Deity, found that he waded but the more out of
his Depth; and that he lost himself in the Thought,
instead of finding an End of it. [1]