end of
Devereux-Court during the said space
of each Day; but to observe the Behaviour of all Persons
who are suddenly transported from stamping on Pebbles
to sit at ease in Chariots, what Notice they take of
their Foot-Acquaintance, and send me the speediest
Advice, when they are guilty of overlooking, turning
from, or appearing grave and distant to their old
Friends. When Man and Wife are in the same Coach,
you are to see whether they appear pleased or tired
with each other, and whether they carry the due Mein
in the Eye of the World between Fondness and Coldness.
You are carefully to behold all such as shall have
Addition of Honour or Riches, and Report whether they
preserve the Countenance they had before such Addition.
As to Persons on Foot, you are to be attentive whether
they are pleased with their Condition, and are dress’d
suitable to it; but especially to distinguish such
as appear discreet, by a low-heel Shoe, with the decent
Ornament of a Leather-Garter: To write down the
Name of such Country Gentlemen as, upon the Approach
of Peace, have left the Hunting for the Military Cock
of the Hat: Of all who strut, make a Noise, and
swear at the Drivers of Coaches to make haste, when
they see it impossible they should pass: Of all
young Gentlemen in Coach-boxes, who labour at a Perfection
in what they are sure to be excelled by the meanest
of the People. You are to do all that in you
lies that Coaches and Passengers give way according
to the Course of Business, all the Morning in Term-Time
towards
Westminster, the rest of the Year towards
the
Exchange. Upon these Directions, together
with other secret Articles herein inclosed, you are
to govern your self, and give Advertisement thereof
to me at all convenient and spectatorial Hours, when
Men of Business are to be seen. Hereof you are
not to fail. Given under my Seal of Office.
The SPECTATOR.
T.
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No. 527. Tuesday, November 4,
1712.
’Facile invenies, et pejorem, et
pejus moratam,
Meliorem neque tu reperes, neque sol videt.’
Plautus in Sticho.
I am so tender of my Women-Readers, that I cannot
defer the Publication of any thing which concerns
their Happiness or Quiet. The Repose of a married
Woman is consulted in the first of the following Letters,
and the Felicity of a Maiden Lady in the second.
I call it a Felicity to have the Addresses of an agreeable
Man: and I think I have not any where seen a
prettier Application of a Poetical Story than that
of his, in making the Tale of Cephalus and
Procris the History-Picture of a Fan in so
gallant a manner as he addresses it. [1] But see the
Letters.
Mr. SPECTATOR,