of these two Gentlemen may be recorded as a Pattern
to the rest; and if you would but give them two or
three Touches with your own Pen, tho’ you might
not perhaps prevail with them to desist entirely
from their Meditations, yet I doubt not but you
would at least preserve them from being publick Spectacles
of Folly in our Streets. I say, two or three
Touches with your own Pen; for I have really observed,
Mr. SPEC, that those
Spectators which are
so prettily laced down the sides with little c’s,
how instructive soever they may be, do not carry
with them that Authority as the others. I do
again therefore desire, that for the sake of their
dear Necks, you will bestow one Penful of your own
Ink upon them. I know you are loth to expose
them; and it is, I must confess, a thousand Pities
that any young Gentleman, who is come of honest Parents,
should be brought to publick Shame: And indeed
I should be glad to have them handled a little tenderly
at the first; but if fair means will not prevail,
there is then no other Way to reclaim them, but by
making use of some wholesome Severities; and I think
it is better that a Dozen or two of such good-for-nothing
Fellows should be made Examples of, than that the
Reputation of some Hundreds of as hopeful young Gentlemen
as my self should suffer thro’ their Folly.
It is not, however, for me to direct you what to
do; but, in short, if our Coachmen will drive on this
Trade, the very first of them that I do find meditating
in the Street, I shall make Bold to take the Number
of his Chambers, together with a Note of his Name,
and dispatch them to you, that you may chastise
him at your own Discretion.
I am, Dear SPEC.
For ever Yours,
Moses Greenbag,
Esq., if you please.
P. S. ’Tom Hammercloth, one
of our Coachmen, is now pleading at the Bar at the
other end of the Room, but has a little too much Vehemence,
and throws out his Arms too much to take his Audience
with a good Grace.
To my Loving and Well-beloved John Sly, Haberdasher
of Hats and Tobacconist, between the Cities of
London and Westminster.
Whereas frequent Disorders, Affronts, Indignities,
Omissions, and Trespasses, for which there are no
Remedies by any Form of Law, but which apparently
disturb and disquiet the Minds of Men, happen near
the Place of your Residence; and that you are, as
well by your commodious Situation as the good Parts
with which you are endowed, properly qualified for
the Observation of the said Offences; I do hereby
authorize and depute you from the hours of Nine in
the Morning, till Four in the Afternoon, to keep a
strict Eye upon all Persons and Things that are convey’d
in Coaches, carried in Carts, or walk on Foot from
the City of London to the City of Westminster,
or from the City of Westminster to the City
of London, within the said Hours. You are
therefore not to depart from your Observatory at the