of these married the Agreeables, without
paying a Farthing for them, unless somebody chanced
to think it worth his while to bid for them, in which
Case the best Bidder was always the Purchaser.
But now you must know, SPEC. it happened in Persia
as it does in our own Country, that there were as
many ugly Women, as Beauties or Agreeables;
so that by Consequence, after the Magistrates had
put off a great many, there were still a great many
that stuck upon their Hands. In order therefore
to clear the Market, the Money which the Beauties had
sold for, was disposed of among the Ugly; so that
a poor Man, who could not afford to have a Beauty
for his Wife, was forced to take up with a Fortune;
the greatest Portion being always given to the most
Deformed. To this the Author adds, that every
poor Man was forced to live kindly with his Wife,
or in case he repented of his Bargain, to return her
Portion with her to the next publick Sale.
What I would recommend to thee on this Occasion is, to establish such an imaginary Fair in Great Britain: Thou couldst make it very pleasant, by matching Women of Quality with Coblers and Carmen, or describing Titles and Garters leading off in great Ceremony Shop-keepers and Farmers Daughters. Tho’ to tell thee the Truth, I am confoundedly afraid that as the love of Mony prevails in our Island more than it did in Persia, we should find that some of our greatest Men would chuse out the Portions, and rival one another for the richest Piece of Deformity; and that on the contrary, the Toasts and Belles would be bought up by extravagant Heirs, Gamesters and Spendthrifts. Thou couldst make very pretty Reflections upon this Occasion in Honour of the Persian Politicks, who took care, by such Marriages, to beautify the upper part of the Species, and to make the greatest Persons in the Government the most graceful. But this I shall leave to thy judicious Pen.
’I have another Story to tell thee, which I likewise met with in a Book. It seems the General of the Tartars, after having laid siege to a strong Town in China, and taken it by Storm, would set to Sale all the Women that were found in it. Accordingly, he put each of them into a Sack, and after having thoroughly considered the Value of the Woman who was inclosed, marked the Price that was demanded for her upon the Sack. There were a great Confluence of Chapmen, that resorted from every Part, with a Design to purchase, which they were to do unsight unseen. The Book mentions a Merchant in particular, who observing one of the Sacks to be marked pretty high, bargained for it, and carried it off with him to his House. As he was resting with it upon a half-way Bridge, he was resolved to take a Survey of his Purchase: Upon opening the Sack, a little old Woman popped her Head out of it; at which the Adventurer was in so great a Rage, that he was going to shoot her out