the Patron of the Club is the renowned Don Quixote.  The Adventures of that gentle Knight are frequently mention’d in the Society, under the colour of Laughing at the Passion and themselves:  But at the same Time, tho’ they are sensible of the Extravagancies of that unhappy Warrior, they do not observe, that to turn all the Reading of the best and wisest Writings into Rhapsodies of Love, is a Phrenzy no less diverting than that of the aforesaid accomplish’d Spaniard.  A Gentleman who, I hope, will continue his Correspondence, is lately admitted into the Fraternity, and sent me the following Letter.

  SIR,

’Since I find you take Notice of Clubs, I beg Leave to give you an Account of one in Oxford, which you have no where mention’d, and perhaps never heard of.  We distinguish our selves by the Title of the Amorous Club, are all Votaries of Cupid, and Admirers of the Fair Sex.  The Reason that we are so little known in the World, is the Secrecy which we are obliged to live under in the University.  Our Constitution runs counter to that of the Place wherein we live:  For in Love there are no Doctors, and we all profess so high Passion, that we admit of no Graduates in it.  Our Presidentship is bestow’d according to the Dignity of Passion; our Number is unlimited; and our Statutes are like those of the Druids, recorded in our own Breasts only, and explained by the Majority of the Company.  A Mistress, and a Poem in her Praise, will introduce any Candidate:  Without the latter no one can be admitted; for he that is not in love enough to rhime, is unqualified for our Society.  To speak disrespectfully of any Woman, is Expulsion from our gentle Society.  As we are at present all of us Gown-men, instead of duelling when we are Rivals, we drink together the Health of our Mistress.  The Manner of doing this sometimes indeed creates Debates; on such Occasions we have Recourse to the Rules of Love among the Antients.

    ‘Naevia sex Cyathis, septem Justina bibatur.’

This Method of a Glass to every Letter of her Name, occasioned the other Night a Dispute of some Warmth.  A young Student, who is in Love with Mrs. Elizabeth Dimple, was so unreasonable as to begin her Health under the Name of Elizabetha; which so exasperated the Club, that by common Consent we retrenched it to Betty.  We look upon a Man as no Company, that does not sigh five times in a Quarter of an Hour; and look upon a Member as very absurd, that is so much himself as to make a direct Answer to a Question.  In fine, the whole Assembly is made up of absent Men, that is, of such Persons as have lost their Locality, and whose Minds and Bodies never keep Company with one another.  As I am an unfortunate Member of this distracted Society, you cannot expect a very regular Account of it; for which Reason, I hope you will pardon me that I so abruptly subscribe my self,

  Sir,