it in the Time of Ben Johnson [5]. Our
Apocryphal Heathen God [6] is also represented by
this Figure; which, in conjunction with the Dragon,
make a very handsome picture in several of our Streets.
As for the Bell-Savage, which is the Sign of a savage
Man standing by a Bell, I was formerly very much
puzzled upon the Conceit of it, till I accidentally
fell into the reading of an old Romance translated
out of the French; which gives an Account of a very
beautiful Woman who was found in a Wilderness, and
is called in the French la belle Sauvage;
and is everywhere translated by our Countrymen the
Bell-Savage. This Piece of Philology will,
I hope, convince you that I have made Sign posts my
Study, and consequently qualified my self for the
Employment which I sollicit at your Hands.
But before I conclude my Letter, I must communicate
to you another Remark, which I have made upon the Subject
with which I am now entertaining you, namely, that
I can give a shrewd Guess at the Humour of the Inhabitant
by the Sign that hangs before his Door. A surly
cholerick Fellow generally makes Choice of a Bear;
as Men of milder Dispositions, frequently live at
the Lamb. Seeing a Punch-Bowl painted upon
a Sign near Charing Cross, and very curiously
garnished, with a couple of Angels hovering over it
and squeezing a Lemmon into it, I had the Curiosity
to ask after the Master of the House, and found
upon Inquiry, as I had guessed by the little Agreemens
upon his Sign, that he was a Frenchman. I know,
Sir, it is not requisite for me to enlarge upon these
Hints to a Gentleman of your great Abilities; so
humbly recommending my self to your Favour and Patronage,
I remain, &c.
I shall add to the foregoing Letter, another which came to me by the same Penny-Post.
From my own Apartment near Charing-Cross.
Honoured Sir,
’Having heard that this Nation is a great Encourager of Ingenuity, I have brought with me a Rope-dancer that was caught in one of the Woods belonging to the Great Mogul. He is by Birth a Monkey; but swings upon a Rope, takes a pipe of Tobacco, and drinks a Glass of Ale, like any reasonable Creature. He gives great Satisfaction to the Quality; and if they will make a Subscription for him, I will send for a Brother of his out of Holland, that is a very good Tumbler, and also for another of the same Family, whom I design for my Merry-Andrew, as being an excellent mimick, and the greatest Drole in the Country where he now is. I hope to have this Entertainment in a Readiness for the next Winter; and doubt not but it will please more than the Opera or Puppet-Show. I will not say that a Monkey is a better Man than some of the Opera Heroes; but certainly he is a better Representative of a Man, than the most artificial Composition of Wood and Wire. If you will be pleased to give me a good Word in your paper, you shall be every Night a Spectator at my Show for nothing.
I am, &c.