speaks) Mira sunt alacritate ad litigandum, Have a certain Chearfulness in wrangling.  And thus it happens, that there are very few Families in which there are not Feuds and Animosities, tho’ ’tis every one’s Interest, there more particularly, to avoid ’em, because there (as I would willingly hope) no one gives another Uneasiness, without feeling some share of it—­But I am gone beyond what I designed, and had almost forgot what I chiefly proposed; which was, barely to tell you, how hardly we who pass most of our Time in Town dispense with a long Vacation in the Country, how uneasie we grow to our selves and to one another when our Conversation is confined, insomuch that by Michaelmas ’tis odds but we come to downright squabbling, and make as free with one another to our Faces, as we do with the rest of the World behind their Backs.  After I have told you this, I am to desire that you would now and then give us a Lesson of Good-humour, a Family-Piece; which, since we are all very fond of you, I hope may have some Influence upon us—­

’After these plain Observations give me leave to give you an Hint of what a Set of Company of my Acquaintance, who are now gone into the Country, and have the Use of an absent Nobleman’s Seat, have settled among themselves, to avoid the Inconveniencies above mentioned.  They are a Collection of ten or twelve, of the same good Inclination towards each other, but of very different Talents and Inclinations:  From hence they hope, that the Variety of their Tempers will only create Variety of Pleasures.  But as there always will arise, among the same People, either for want of Diversity of Objects, or the like Causes, a certain Satiety, which may grow into ill Humour or Discontent, there is a large Wing of the House which they design to employ in the Nature of an Infirmary.  Whoever says a peevish thing, or acts any thing which betrays a Sowerness or Indisposition to Company, is immediately to be conveyed to his Chambers in the Infirmary; from whence he is not to be relieved, till by his Manner of Submission, and the Sentiments expressed in his Petition for that Purpose, he appears to the Majority of the Company to be again fit for Society.  You are to understand, that all ill-natured Words or uneasie Gestures are sufficient Cause for Banishment; speaking impatiently to Servants, making a Man repeat what he says, or any thing that betrays Inattention or Dishumour, are also criminal without Reprieve:  But it is provided, that whoever observes the ill-natured Fit coming upon himself, and voluntarily retires, shall be received at his return from the Infirmary with the highest Marks of Esteem.  By these and other wholesome Methods it is expected that if they cannot cure one another, yet at least they have taken Care that the ill Humour of one shall not be troublesome to the rest of the Company.  There are many other Rules which the Society have established for the Preservation of their Ease and Tranquility, the Effects of which, with the Incidents that arise among them, shall be communicated to you from Time to Time for the publick Good, by,

  SIR,
  Your most humble Servant,
  R. O.