industrious Poor in the Neighbourhood: By this
means they make Diversion and Pleasure pay a Tax
to Labour and Industry. I have been told also,
that all the time of Lent, in Roman Catholick Countries,
the Persons of Condition administred to the Necessities
of the Poor, and attended the Beds of Lazars and
diseased Persons. Our Protestant Ladies and Gentlemen
are so much to seek for proper ways of passing Time,
that they are obliged to Punchinello for knowing
what to do with themselves. Since the Case is
so, I desire only you would intreat our People of Quality,
who are not to be interrupted in their Pleasure
to think of the Practice of any moral Duty, that
they would at least fine for their Sins, and give
something to these poor Children; a little out of
their Luxury and Superfluity, would attone, in some
measure, for the wanton Use of the rest of their
Fortunes. It would not, methinks, be amiss, if
the Ladies who haunt the Cloysters and Passages
of the Play-house, were upon every Offence obliged
to pay to this excellent Institution of Schools
of Charity: This Method would make Offenders themselves
do Service to the Publick. But in the mean
time I desire you would publish this voluntary Reparation
which Mr. Powell does our Parish, for the Noise
he has made in it by the constant rattling of Coaches,
Drums, Trumpets, Triumphs, and Battels. The
Destruction of Troy adorned with Highland Dances,
are to make up the Entertainment of all who are
so well disposed as not to forbear a light Entertainment,
for no other Reason but that it is to do a good
Action. I am, SIR, Your most humble Servant,
Ralph Bellfry.
I am credibly informed, that all the Insinuations
which a certain
Writer made against Mr. Powell at the
Bath, are false and groundless.
Mr. SPECTATOR,
My Employment, which is that of a Broker, leading me often into Taverns about the Exchange, has given me occasion to observe a certain Enormity, which I shall here submit to your Animadversion. In three or four of these Taverns, I have, at different times, taken notice of a precise Set of People with grave Countenances, short Wiggs, black Cloaths, or dark Camlet trimmd with Black, and mourning Gloves and Hatbands, who meet on certain Days at each Tavern successively, and keep a sort of moving Club. Having often met with their Faces, and observed a certain slinking Way in their dropping in one after another, I had the Curiosity to enquire into their Characters, being the rather moved to it by their agreeing in the Singularity of their Dress; and I find upon due Examination they are a Knot of Parish-Clarks, who have taken a fancy to one another, and perhaps settle the Bills of Mortality over their Half-pints. I have so great a Value and Veneration for any who have but even an assenting Amen in the Service of Religion, that I am afraid lest these Persons should incur some Scandal by this Practice; and would therefore have them, without Raillery, advised to send the Florence and Pullets home to their own Houses, and not pretend to live as well as the Overseers of the Poor. I am, SIR, Your most humble Servant, Humphry Transfer.
May 6.