Every Feature, Charming Creature,—he went
on, It is a most unreasonable thing that People
cannot go peaceably to see their Friends, but these
Murderers are let loose. Such a Shape! such an
Air! what a Glance was that as her Chariot pass’d
by mine—My Lady herself interrupted him;
Pray who is this fine Thing—I warrant, says
another, tis the Creature I was telling your Ladyship
of just now. You were telling of? says Jack;
I wish I had been so happy as to have come in and
heard you, for I have not Words to say what she is:
But if an agreeable Height, a modest Air, a Virgin
Shame, and Impatience of being beheld, amidst a
Blaze of ten thousand Charms—The whole Room
flew out—Oh Mr. Triplett!—When
Mrs. Lofty, a known Prude, said she believed she
knew whom the Gentleman meant; but she was indeed,
as he civilly represented her, impatient of being
beheld—Then turning to the Lady next
to her—The most unbred Creature you ever
saw. Another pursued the Discourse: As
unbred, Madam, as you may think her, she is extremely
bely’d if she is the Novice she appears; she
was last Week at a Ball till two in the Morning;
Mr. Triplett knows whether he was the happy Man
that took Care of her home; but—This was
followed by some particular Exception that each
Woman in the Room made to some peculiar Grace or
Advantage so that Mr. Triplett was beaten from one
Limb and Feature to another, till he was forced to
resign the whole Woman. In the end I took notice
Triplett recorded all this Malice in his Heart;
and saw in his Countenance, and a certain waggish Shrug,
that he design’d to repeat the Conversation:
I therefore let the Discourse die, and soon after
took an Occasion to commend a certain Gentleman
of my Acquaintance for a Person of singular Modesty,
Courage, Integrity, and withal as a Man of an entertaining
Conversation, to which Advantages he had a Shape
and Manner peculiarly graceful. Mr. Triplett,
who is a Woman’s Man, seem’d to hear me
with Patience enough commend the Qualities of his
Mind: He never heard indeed but that he was
a very honest Man, and no Fool; but for a fine Gentleman,
he must ask Pardon. Upon no other Foundation than
this, Mr. Triplett took occasion to give the Gentleman’s
Pedigree, by what Methods some part of the Estate
was acquired, how much it was beholden to a Marriage
for the present Circumstances of it: After all,
he could see nothing but a common Man in his Person,
his Breeding or Understanding.
Thus, Mr. SPECTATOR, this impertinent Humour of diminishing every one who is produced in Conversation to their Advantage, runs thro the World; and I am, I confess, so fearful of the Force of ill Tongues, that I have begged of all those who are my Well-wishers never to commend me, for it will but bring my Frailties into Examination, and I had rather be unobserved, than conspicuous for disputed Perfections. I am confident a thousand young People, who would have been Ornaments to Society, have, from Fear of Scandal, never dared to exert themselves