My Lords and Gentlemen,

’I told you, at our last meeting, the winter was the fittest time for business, and truly I thought so, till my lord treasurer assured me the spring was the best season for sallads and subsidies.  I hope therefore, that April will not prove so unnatural a month, as not to afford some kind showers on my parched exchequer, which gapes for want of them.  Some of you, perhaps, will think it dangerous to make me too rich; but I do not fear it; for I promise you faithfully, whatever you give me I will always want; and although in other things my word may be thought a slender authority, yet in that, you may rely on me, I will never break it.

  My Lords and Gentlemen,

I can bear my straits with patience; but my lord treasurer does protest to me, that the revenue, as it now stands, will not serve him and me too.  One of us must suffer for it, if you do not help me.  I must speak freely to you, I am under bad circumstances, for besides my harlots in service, my Reformado Concubines lie heavy upon me.  I have a passable good estate, I confess, but, God’s-fish, I have a great charge upon’t.  Here’s my lord treasurer can tell, that all the money designed for next summer’s guards must, of necessity, be applyed to the next year’s cradles and swadling-cloths.  What shall we do for ships then?  I hint this only to you, it being your business, not mine.  I know, by experience, I can live without ships.  I lived ten years abroad without, and never had my health better in my life; but how you will be without, I leave to yourselves to judge, and therefore hint this only by the by:  I do not insist upon it.  There’s another thing I must press more earnestly, and that is this:  It seems, a good part of my revenue will expire in two or three years, except you will be pleased to continue it.  I have to say for’t; pray why did you give me so much as you have done, unless you resolve to give as fast as I call for it?  The nation hates you already for giving so much, and I’ll hate you too, if you do not give me more.  So that if you stick not to me, you must not have a friend in England.  On the other hand, if you will give me the revenue I desire, I shall be able to do those things for your religion and liberty, that I have had long in my thoughts, but cannot effect them without a little more money to carry me through.  Therefore look to’t, and take notice, that if you do not make me rich enough to undo you, it shall lie at your doors.  For my part, I wash my hands on’t.  But that I may gain your good opinion, the best way is to acquaint you what I have done to deserve it, out of my royal care for your religion and your property.  For the first, my proclamation is a true picture of my mind.  He that cannot, as in a glass, see my zeal for the church of England, does not deserve any farther satisfaction, for I declare him willful, abominable, and not good.  Some may, perhaps, be startled, and cry, how comes this sudden change?  To which I answer, I am a changling, and that’s sufficient, I think.  But to convince men farther, that I mean what I say, there are these arguments.

  First, I tell you so, and you know I never break
  my word.