He may pull up at fifty stations, and not a soul
among the Firsts, Seconds, or even Thirds, will offer
him a glass of beer, or pipe-full of tobacco, or give
him a sixpence at the end of the ride for extra speed
or care. His face is grimy, and greasy, and
black. All his motions are ambiguous and awkward
to the casual observer. He has none of the sedate
and conscious dignity of his predecessor on the old
stage-coach box. He handles no whip, like him,
with easy grace. Indeed, in putting up his great
beast to its best speed, he “hides his whip
in the manger,” according to a proverb older
than steam power. He wears no gloves in the coldest
weather; not always a coat, and never a decent one,
at his work. He blows no cheery music out of
a brass bugle as he approaches a town, but pricks
the loins of the fiery beast, and makes him scream
with a sound between a human whistle and an alligator’s
croak. He never pulls up abreast of the station-house
door, in the fashion of the old coach driver, to show
off himself and his leaders, but runs on several rods
ahead of his passengers and spectators, as if to be
clear of them and their comments, good or bad.
At the end of the journey, be it at midnight or day-break,
not a man nor a woman he has driven safely at the
rate of forty miles an hour thinks or cares what becomes
of him, or separates him in thought from the great
iron monster he mounts. Not the smock-frocked
man, getting out of the forwardmost Third, with his
stick and bundle, thinks of him, or stops a moment
to see him back out and turn into the stable.
With all the practical advantages of this machine
propulsion at bird speed over space, it confounds
and swallows up the poetical aspects and picturesque
sceneries that were the charm of old-fashioned travelling
in the country. The most beautiful landscapes
rotate around a locomotive axis confusedly.
Green pastures and yellow wheat fields are in a whirl.
Tall and venerable trees get into the wake of the
same motion, and the large, pied cows ruminating in
their shade, seem to lie on the revolving arc of an
indefinite circle. The views dissolve before
their best aspect is caught by the eye. The
flowers, like Eastern beauties, can only be seen “half
hidden and half revealed,” in the general unsteadiness.
As for bees, you cannot hear or see them at all;
and the songs of the happiest birds are drowned altogether
by the clatter of a hundred wheels on the metal track.
If there are any poor, flat, or fen lands, your way
is sure to lie through them. In a picturesque
and undulating country, studded with parks and mansions
of wealth and taste, you are plunging through a long,
dark tunnel, or walled into a deep cut, before your
eye can catch the view that dashes by your carriage
window. If you have a utilitarian proclivity
and purpose, and would like to see the great agricultural
industries of the country, they present themselves
to you in as confused aspects as the sceneries of