and activity in his arms, and a violent temptation
in his mind to beat one or two sergeants, or such officers,
provided they were not of the shaveling kind.
Homenas then said to us, The law was formerly given
to the Jews by Moses, written by God himself.
At Delphos, before the portal of Apollo’s temple,
this sentence, GNOTHI SEAUTON, was found written with
a divine hand. And some time after it, EI was
also seen, and as divinely written and transmitted
from heaven. Cybele’s image was brought
out of heaven, into a field called Pessinunt, in Phrygia;
so was that of Diana to Tauris, if you will believe
Euripides; the oriflamme, or holy standard, was transmitted
out of heaven to the noble and most Christian kings
of France, to fight against the unbelievers.
In the reign of Numa Pompilius, second King of the
Romans, the famous copper buckler called Ancile was
seen to descend from heaven. At Acropolis, near
Athens, Minerva’s statue formerly fell from
the empyreal heaven. In like manner the sacred
decretals which you see were written with the hand
of an angel of the cherubim kind. You outlandish
people will hardly believe this, I fear. Little
enough, of conscience, said Panurge. And then,
continued Homenas, they were miraculously transmitted
to us here from the very heaven of heavens; in the
same manner as the river Nile is called Diipetes by
Homer, the father of all philosophy—the
holy decretals always excepted. Now, because
you have seen the pope, their evangelist and everlasting
protector, we will give you leave to see and kiss them
on the inside, if you think meet. But then you
must fast three days before, and canonically confess;
nicely and strictly mustering up and inventorizing
your sins, great and small, so thick that one single
circumstance of them may not escape you; as our holy
decretals, which you see, direct. This will take
up some time. Man of God, answered Panurge, we
have seen and descried decrees, and eke decretals
enough o’ conscience; some on paper, other on
parchment, fine and gay like any painted paper lantern,
some on vellum, some in manuscript, and others in
print; so you need not take half these pains to show
us these. We’ll take the goodwill for the
deed, and thank you as much as if we had. Ay,
marry, said Homenas, but you never saw these that
are angelically written. Those in your country
are only transcripts from ours; as we find it written
by one of our old decretaline scholiasts. For
me, do not spare me; I do not value the labour, so
I may serve you. Do but tell me whether you
will be confessed and fast only three short little
days of God? As for shriving, answered Panurge,
there can be no great harm in’t; but this same
fasting, master of mine, will hardly down with us at
this time, for we have so very much overfasted ourselves
at sea that the spiders have spun their cobwebs over
our grinders. Do but look on this good Friar
John des Entomeures (Homenas then courteously demi-clipped
him about the neck), some moss is growing in his throat