and epitaphs; some of them in hieroglyphic characters;
others in the Ionic dialect; some in the Arabic, Agarenian,
Slavonian, and other tongues; of which Epistemon took
an exact account. In the interim, Panurge said
to Friar John, Is this the island of the Macreons?
Macreon signifies in Greek an old man, or one much
stricken in years. What is that to me? said Friar
John; how can I help it? I was not in the country
when they christened it. Now I think on’t,
quoth Panurge, I believe the name of mackerel (Motteux
adds, between brackets,—’that’s
a Bawd in French.’) was derived from it; for
procuring is the province of the old, as buttock-riggling
is that of the young. Therefore I do not know
but this may be the bawdy or Mackerel Island, the
original and prototype of the island of that name at
Paris. Let’s go and dredge for cock-oysters.
Old Macrobius asked, in the Ionic tongue, How, and
by what industry and labour, Pantagruel got to their
port that day, there having been such blustering weather
and such a dreadful storm at sea. Pantagruel
told him that the Almighty Preserver of mankind had
regarded the simplicity and sincere affection of his
servants, who did not travel for gain or sordid profit,
the sole design of their voyage being a studious desire
to know, see, and visit the Oracle of Bacbuc, and take
the word of the Bottle upon some difficulties offered
by one of the company; nevertheless this had not been
without great affliction and evident danger of shipwreck.
After that, he asked him what he judged to be the
cause of that terrible tempest, and if the adjacent
seas were thus frequently subject to storms; as in
the ocean are the Ratz of Sammaieu, Maumusson, and
in the Mediterranean sea the Gulf of Sataly, Montargentan,
Piombino, Capo Melio in Laconia, the Straits of Gibraltar,
Faro di Messina, and others.
Chapter 4.XXVI.
How the good Macrobius gave us an account of the mansion
and decease of the heroes.
The good Macrobius then answered, Friendly strangers,
this island is one of the Sporades; not of your Sporades
that lie in the Carpathian sea, but one of the Sporades
of the ocean; in former times rich, frequented, wealthy,
populous, full of traffic, and in the dominions of
the rulers of Britain, but now, by course of time,
and in these latter ages of the world, poor and desolate,
as you see. In this dark forest, above seventy-eight
thousand Persian leagues in compass, is the dwelling-place
of the demons and heroes that are grown old, and we
believe that some one of them died yesterday; since
the comet which we saw for three days before together,
shines no more; and now it is likely that at his death
there arose this horrible storm; for while they are
alive all happiness attends both this and the adjacent
islands, and a settled calm and serenity. At
the death of every one of them, we commonly hear in
the forest loud and mournful groans, and the whole