into the sea, and were lost. At last he laid
hold on a huge sturdy one by the fleece, upon the deck
of the ship, hoping to keep it back, and so save that
and the rest; but the ram was so strong that it proved
too hard for him, and carried its master into the
herring pond in spite of his teeth—where
it is supposed he drank somewhat more than his fill,
so that he was drowned—in the same manner
as one-eyed Polyphemus’ sheep carried out of
the den Ulysses and his companions. The like
happened to the shepherds and all their gang, some
laying hold on their beloved tup, this by the horns,
t’other by the legs, a third by the rump, and
others by the fleece; till in fine they were all of
them forced to sea, and drowned like so many rats.
Panurge, on the gunnel of the ship, with an oar in
his hand, not to help them you may swear, but to keep
them from swimming to the ship and saving themselves
from drowning, preached and canted to them all the
while like any little Friar (Oliver) Maillard, or
another Friar John Burgess; laying before them rhetorical
commonplaces concerning the miseries of this life
and the blessings and felicity of the next; assuring
them that the dead were much happier than the living
in this vale of misery, and promised to erect a stately
cenotaph and honorary tomb to every one of them on
the highest summit of Mount Cenis at his return from
Lanternland; wishing them, nevertheless, in case they
were not yet disposed to shake hands with this life,
and did not like their salt liquor, they might have
the good luck to meet with some kind whale which might
set them ashore safe and sound on some blessed land
of Gotham, after a famous example.
The ship being cleared of Dingdong and his tups:
Is there ever another sheepish soul left lurking
on board? cried Panurge. Where are those of
Toby Lamb and Robin Ram that sleep while the rest are
a-feeding? Faith, I can’t tell myself.
This was an old coaster’s trick. What
think’st of it, Friar John, hah? Rarely
performed, answered Friar John; only methinks that
as formerly in war, on the day of battle, a double
pay was commonly promised the soldiers for that day;
for if they overcame, there was enough to pay them;
and if they lost, it would have been shameful for them
to demand it, as the cowardly foresters did after
the battle of Cerizoles; likewise, my friend, you
ought not to have paid your man, and the money had
been saved. A fart for the money, said Panurge;
have I not had above fifty thousand pounds’
worth of sport? Come now, let’s be gone;
the wind is fair. Hark you me, my friend John;
never did man do me a good turn, but I returned, or
at least acknowledged it; no, I scorn to be ungrateful;
I never was, nor ever will be. Never did man
do me an ill one without rueing the day that he did
it, either in this world or the next. I am not
yet so much a fool neither. Thou damn’st
thyself like any old devil, quoth Friar John; it is
written, Mihi vindictam, &c. Matter of breviary,
mark ye me (Motteux adds unnecessarily (by way of
explanation), ’that’s holy stuff.’).