an audience into complaisance, the sight of the poet
with a rope about his neck might work them into pity.
Some, indeed, have bullied many of you into applause,
and railed at your faults that you might think them
without any; and others, more safely, have spoken
kindly of you, that you might think, or at least speak,
as favourably of them, and be flattered into patience.
Now, I fancy, there’s nothing less difficult
to attempt than the first method; for, in this blessed
age, ’tis as easy to find a bully without courage,
as a whore without beauty, or a writer without wit;
though those qualifications are so necessary in their
respective professions. The mischief is, that
you seldom allow any to rail besides yourselves, and
cannot bear a pride which shocks your own. As
for wheedling you into a liking of a work, I must
confess it seems the safest way; but though flattery
pleases you well when it is particular, you hate it,
as little concerning you, when it is general.
Then we knights of the quill are a stiff-necked generation,
who as seldom care to seem to doubt the worth of our
writings, and their being liked, as we love to flatter
more than one at a time; and had rather draw our pens,
and stand up for the beauty of our works (as some
arrant fools use to do for that of their mistresses)
to the last drop of our ink. And truly this submission,
which sometimes wheedles you into pity, as seldom
decoys you into love, as the awkward cringing of an
antiquated fop, as moneyless as he is ugly, affects
an experienced fair one. Now we as little value
your pity as a lover his mistress’s, well satisfied
that it is only a less uncivil way of dismissing us.
But what if neither of these two ways will work upon
you, of which doleful truth some of our playwrights
stand so many living monuments? Why, then, truly
I think on no other way at present but blending the
two into one; and, from this marriage of huffing and
cringing, there will result a new kind of careless
medley, which, perhaps, will work upon both sorts of
readers, those who are to be hectored, and those whom
we must creep to. At least, it is like to please
by its novelty; and it will not be the first monster
that has pleased you when regular nature could not
do it.
If uncommon worth, lively wit, and deep learning,
wove into wholesome satire, a bold, good, and vast
design admirably pursued, truth set out in its true
light, and a method how to arrive to its oracle, can
recommend a work, I am sure this has enough to please
any reasonable man. The three books published
some time since, which are in a manner an entire work,
were kindly received; yet, in the French, they come
far short of these two, which are also entire pieces;
for the satire is all general here, much more obvious,
and consequently more entertaining. Even my long
explanatory preface was not thought improper.
Though I was so far from being allowed time to make
it methodical, that at first only a few pages were