stupidity and senseless scrupulousness of married
folks, who have yielded obedience, and submitted their
bodies, fortunes, and estates to the discretion and
authority of such odious, perverse, barbarous, and
unreasonable laws. Nor do they see that which
is clearer than the light and splendour of the morning
star,—how all these nuptial and connubial
sanctions, statutes, and ordinances have been decreed,
made, and instituted for the sole benefit, profit,
and advantage of the flaminal mysts and mysterious
flamens, and nothing at all for the good, utility,
or emolument of the silly hoodwinked married people.
Which administereth unto others a sufficient cause
for rendering these churchmen suspicious of iniquity,
and of an unjust and fraudulent manner of dealing,
no more to be connived at nor countenanced, after that
it be well weighed in the scales of reason, than if
with a reciprocal temerity the laics, by way of compensation,
would impose laws to be followed and observed by those
mysts and flamens, how they should behave themselves
in the making and performance of their rites and ceremonies,
and after what manner they ought to proceed in the
offering up and immolating of their various oblations,
victims, and sacrifices; seeing that, besides the decimation
and tithe-haling of their goods, they cut off and
take parings, shreddings, and clippings of the gain
proceeding from the labour of their hands and sweat
of their brows, therewith to entertain themselves the
better. Upon which consideration, in my opinion,
their injunctions and commands would not prove so
pernicious and impertinent as those of the ecclesiastic
power unto which they had tendered their blind obedience.
For, as you have very well said, there is no place
in the world where, legally, a licence is granted
to the children to marry without the advice and consent
of their parents and kindred. Nevertheless,
by those wicked laws and mole-catching customs, whereat
there is a little hinted in what I have already spoken
to you, there is no scurvy, measly, leprous, or pocky
ruffian, pander, knave, rogue, skellum, robber, or
thief, pilloried, whipped, and burn-marked in his
own country for his crimes and felonies, who may not
violently snatch away and ravish what maid soever
he had a mind to pitch upon, how noble, how fair,
how rich, honest, and chaste soever she be, and that
out of the house of her own father, in his own presence,
from the bosom of her mother, and in the sight and
despite of her friends and kindred looking on a so
woeful spectacle, provided that the rascal villain
be so cunning as to associate unto himself some mystical
flamen, who, according to the covenant made betwixt
them two, shall be in hope some day to participate
of the prey.