ability in the performance of the promise which he
had made unto him concerning a new frock. How!
quoth Friar Crankcod, thou knowest well enough that
by the express rules, canons, and injunctions of our
order we are forbidden to carry on us any kind of
money. Thou art truly unhappy, for having made
me in this point to commit a heinous trespass.
Why didst thou not leave thy purse with the miller?
Without fail thou shalt presently receive thy reward
for it; and if ever hereafter I may but lay hold upon
thee within the limits of our chancel at Mirebeau,
thou shalt have the Miserere even to the Vitulos.
With this, suddenly discharging himself of his burden,
he throws me down your Dodin headlong. Take
example by this Dodin, my dear friend Friar John,
to the end that the devils may the better carry thee
away at thine own ease. Give me thy purse.
Carry no manner of cross upon thee. Therein
lieth an evident and manifestly apparent danger.
For if you have any silver coined with a cross upon
it, they will cast thee down headlong upon some rocks,
as the eagles use to do with the tortoises for the
breaking of their shells, as the bald pate of the poet
Aeschylus can sufficiently bear witness. Such
a fall would hurt thee very sore, my sweet bully,
and I would be sorry for it. Or otherwise they
will let thee fall and tumble down into the high swollen
waves of some capacious sea, I know not where; but,
I warrant thee, far enough hence, as Icarus fell, which
from thy name would afterwards get the denomination
of the Funnelian Sea.
Secondly, be out of debt. For the devils carry
a great liking to those that are out of debt.
I have sore felt the experience thereof in mine own
particular; for now the lecherous varlets are always
wooing me, courting me, and making much of me, which
they never did when I was all to pieces. The
soul of one in debt is insipid, dry, and heretical
altogether.
Thirdly, with the cowl and Domino de Grobis, return
to Raminagrobis; and in case, being thus qualified,
thirty thousand boatsful of devils forthwith come
not to carry thee quite away, I shall be content to
be at the charge of paying for the pint and faggot.
Now, if for the more security thou wouldst some associate
to bear thee company, let not me be the comrade thou
searchest for; think not to get a fellow-traveller
of me,—nay, do not. I advise thee
for the best. Get you hence; I will not go thither.
The devil take me if I go. Notwithstanding
all the fright that you are in, quoth Friar John,
I would not care so much as might possibly be expected
I should, if I once had but my sword in my hand.
Thou hast verily hit the nail on the head, quoth
Panurge, and speakest like a learned doctor, subtle
and well-skilled in the art of devilry. At the
time when I was a student in the University of Toulouse
(Tolette), that same reverend father in the devil,
Picatrix, rector of the diabological faculty, was wont
to tell us that the devils did naturally fear the