past, the heathen or paynims implored the assistance
of five deities, or of one helpful, at least, in five
several good offices to those that were to be married.
Of this sort were the nuptial Jove, Juno, president
of the feast, the fair Venus, Pitho, the goddess of
eloquence and persuasion, and Diana, whose aid and
succour was required to the labour of child-bearing.
Then shouted Panurge, O the gentle Goatsnose, I will
give him a farm near Cinais, and a windmill hard by
Mirebalais! Hereupon the dumb fellow sneezeth
with an impetuous vehemency and huge concussion of
the spirits of the whole body, withdrawing himself
in so doing with a jerking turn towards the left hand.
By the body of a fox new slain, quoth Pantagruel,
what is that? This maketh nothing for your advantage;
for he betokeneth thereby that your marriage will be
inauspicious and unfortunate. This sneezing,
according to the doctrine of Terpsion, is the Socratic
demon. If done towards the right side, it imports
and portendeth that boldly and with all assurance one
may go whither he will and do what he listeth, according
to what deliberation he shall be pleased to have thereupon
taken; his entries in the beginning, progress in his
proceedings, and success in the events and issues will
be all lucky, good, and happy. The quite contrary
thereto is thereby implied and presaged if it be done
towards the left. You, quoth Panurge, do take
always the matter at the worst, and continually, like
another Davus, casteth in new disturbances and obstructions;
nor ever yet did I know this old paltry Terpsion worthy
of citation but in points only of cosenage and imposture.
Nevertheless, quoth Pantagruel, Cicero hath written
I know not what to the same purpose in his Second
Book of Divination.
Panurge then, turning himself towards Goatsnose, made
this sign unto him. He inverted his eyelids upwards,
wrenched his jaws from the right to the left side,
and drew forth his tongue half out of his mouth.
This done, he posited his left hand wholly open,
the mid-finger wholly excepted, which was perpendicularly
placed upon the palm thereof, and set it just in the
room where his codpiece had been. Then did he
keep his right hand altogether shut up in a fist,
save only the thumb, which he straight turned backwards
directly under the right armpit, and settled it afterwards
on that most eminent part of the buttocks which the
Arabs call the Al-Katim. Suddenly thereafter
he made this interchange: he held his right hand
after the manner of the left, and posited it on the
place wherein his codpiece sometime was, and retaining
his left hand in the form and fashion of the right,
he placed it upon his Al-Katim. This altering
of hands did he reiterate nine several times; at the
last whereof he reseated his eyelids into their own
first natural position. Then doing the like also
with his jaws and tongue, he did cast a squinting
look upon Goatsnose, diddering and shivering his chaps,
as apes use to do nowadays, and rabbits, whilst, almost
starved with hunger, they are eating oats in the sheaf.