mind, through his rash opinion of the improbability
of performing a so strange and impossible-like undertaking,
dismissed the merchant without giving ear to what
he had to say, and vilified him. What could
it have cost him to hearken unto what the honest man
had invented and contrived for his good? What
detriment, annoyance, damage, or loss could he have
undergone to listen to the discovery of that secret
which the good fellow would have most willingly revealed
unto him? Nature, I am persuaded, did not without
a cause frame our ears open, putting thereto no gate
at all, nor shutting them up with any manner of enclosures,
as she hath done unto the tongue, the eyes, and other
such out-jetting parts of the body. The cause,
as I imagine, is to the end that every day and every
night, and that continually, we may be ready to hear,
and by a perpetual hearing apt to learn. For,
of all the senses, it is the fittest for the reception
of the knowledge of arts, sciences, and disciplines;
and it may be that man was an angel, that is to say,
a messenger sent from God, as Raphael was to Tobit.
Too suddenly did he contemn, despise, and misregard
him; but too long thereafter, by an untimely and too
late repentance, did he do penance for it. You
say very well, answered Epistemon, yet shall you never
for all that induce me to believe that it can tend
any way to the advantage or commodity of a man to
take advice and counsel of a woman, namely, of such
a woman, and the woman of such a country. Truly
I have found, quoth Panurge, a great deal of good
in the counsel of women, chiefly in that of the old
wives amongst them; for every time I consult with them
I readily get a stool or two extraordinary, to the
great solace of my bumgut passage. They are
as sleuthhounds in the infallibility of their scent,
and in their sayings no less sententious than the
rubrics of the law. Therefore in my conceit it
is not an improper kind of speech to call them sage
or wise women. In confirmation of which opinion
of mine, the customary style of my language alloweth
them the denomination of presage women. The
epithet of sage is due unto them because they are surpassing
dexterous in the knowledge of most things. And
I give them the title of presage, for that they divinely
foresee and certainly foretell future contingencies
and events of things to come. Sometimes I call
them not maunettes, but monettes, from their wholesome
monitions. Whether it be so, ask Pythagoras,
Socrates, Empedocles, and our master Ortuinus.
I furthermore praise and commend above the skies
the ancient memorable institution of the pristine
Germans, who ordained the responses and documents
of old women to be highly extolled, most cordially
reverenced, and prized at a rate in nothing inferior
to the weight, test, and standard of the sanctuary.
And as they were respectfully prudent in receiving
of these sound advices, so by honouring and following
them did they prove no less fortunate in the happy