what hazard, in the name of God, do you run by offering
to talk and confer with her of the instant perplexity
and perturbation of your thoughts? Seeing especially,
and which is most of all, she is, in the estimation
of those that are acquainted with her, held to know
more, and to be of a deeper reach of understanding,
than is either customary to the country wherein she
liveth or to the sex whereof she is. What hindrance,
hurt, or harm doth the laudable desire of knowledge
bring to any man, were it from a sot, a pot, a fool,
a stool, a winter mitten, a truckle for a pulley, the
lid of a goldsmith’s crucible, an oil-bottle,
or old slipper? You may remember to have read,
or heard at least, that Alexander the Great, immediately
after his having obtained a glorious victory over
the King Darius in Arbela, refused, in the presence
of the splendid and illustrious courtiers that were
about him, to give audience to a poor certain despicable-like
fellow, who through the solicitations and mediation
of some of his royal attendants was admitted humbly
to beg that grace and favour of him. But sore
did he repent, although in vain, a thousand and ten
thousand times thereafter, the surly state which he
then took upon him to the denial of so just a suit,
the grant whereof would have been worth unto him the
value of a brace of potent cities. He was indeed
victorious in Persia, but withal so far distant from
Macedonia, his hereditary kingdom, that the joy of
the one did not expel the extreme grief which through
occasion of the other he had inwardly conceived; for,
not being able with all his power to find or invent
a convenient mean and expedient how to get or come
by the certainty of any news from thence, both by
reason of the huge remoteness of the places from one
to another, as also because of the impeditive interposition
of many great rivers, the interjacent obstacle of divers
wild deserts, and obstructive interjection of sundry
almost inaccessible mountains,—whilst he
was in this sad quandary and solicitous pensiveness,
which, you may suppose, could not be of a small vexation
to him, considering that it was a matter of no great
difficulty to run over his whole native soil, possess
his country, seize on his kingdom, install a new king
in the throne, and plant thereon foreign colonies,
long before he could come to have any advertisement
of it: for obviating the jeopardy of so dreadful
inconveniency, and putting a fit remedy thereto, a
certain Sidonian merchant of a low stature but high
fancy, very poor in show, and to the outward appearance
of little or no account, having presented himself before
him, went about to affirm and declare that he had excogitated
and hit upon a ready mean and way by the which those
of his territories at home should come to the certain
notice of his Indian victories, and himself be perfectly
informed of the state and condition of Egypt and Macedonia
within less than five days. Whereupon the said
Alexander, plunged into a sullen animadvertency of