for the coming of the abbot; so they fell to without
ceremony, terms, or conditions; and everybody supped,
unless it were some vain, conceited, dreaming dotard.
Hence was a supper called coena, which showeth that
it is common to all sorts of people. Thou knowest
it well, Friar John. Come, let us go, my dear
friend, in the name of all the devils of the infernal
regions, let us go. The gnawings of my stomach
in this rage of hunger are so tearing, that they make
it bark like a mastiff. Let us throw some bread
and beef into his throat to pacify him, as once the
sibyl did to Cerberus. Thou likest best monastical
brewis, the prime, the flower of the pot. I
am for the solid, principal verb that comes after
—the good brown loaf, always accompanied
with a round slice of the nine-lecture-powdered labourer.
I know thy meaning, answered Friar John; this metaphor
is extracted out of the claustral kettle. The
labourer is the ox that hath wrought and done the
labour; after the fashion of nine lectures, that is
to say, most exquisitely well and thoroughly boiled.
These holy religious fathers, by a certain cabalistic
institution of the ancients, not written, but carefully
by tradition conveyed from hand to hand, rising betimes
to go to morning prayers, were wont to flourish that
their matutinal devotion with some certain notable
preambles before their entry into the church, viz.,
they dunged in the dungeries, pissed in the pisseries,
spit in the spitteries, melodiously coughed in the
cougheries, and doted in their dotaries, that to the
divine service they might not bring anything that
was unclean or foul. These things thus done,
they very zealously made their repair to the Holy
Chapel, for so was in their canting language termed
the convent kitchen, where they with no small earnestness
had care that the beef-pot should be put on the crook
for the breakfast of the religious brothers of our
Lord and Saviour; and the fire they would kindle under
the pot themselves. Now, the matins consisting
of nine lessons, (it) it was so incumbent on them,
that must have risen the rather for the more expedite
despatching of them all. The sooner that they
rose, the sharper was their appetite and the barkings
of their stomachs, and the gnawings increased in the
like proportion, and consequently made these godly
men thrice more a-hungered and athirst than when their
matins were hemmed over only with three lessons.
The more betimes they rose, by the said cabal, the
sooner was the beef-pot put on; the longer that the
beef was on the fire, the better it was boiled; the
more it boiled, it was the tenderer; the tenderer
that it was, the less it troubled the teeth, delighted
more the palate, less charged the stomach, and nourished
our good religious men the more substantially; which
is the only end and prime intention of the first founders,
as appears by this, that they eat not to live, but
live to eat, and in this world have nothing but their
life. Let us go, Panurge.