Mary. I must say, you don’t seem very surprised! Surely you’ve heard of him? He comes from India.
Manson [quietly]. I happen to know him.
Vicar. No, really: this is most interesting!
Manson. As a man might know his own
soul, sir—As they say in
India. His work has been mine, so to speak.
Vicar. Bless me, you will know him better than I do. I have never seen him since I was quite a little lad.
Mary [with prodigious solemnity]. Just you think, Manson! He’s my uncle—my own father’s brother!
[Manson is now up stage between the two.]
Manson. Your brother, sir?
VICAR [fervently]. I am grateful to God for it, Manson: he is.
[MANSON regards him calmly for a moment: then he turns inquiringly towards Mary.]
MANSON. Then—Miss Mary? . . .
VICAR [quickly]. Oh, my niece is the daughter of—of my other brother.
MANSON. I see: two brothers?
VICAR [shortly]. Yes, yes, I have: I—I had.
MANSON [resuming his work at the table]. Thank you, sir: it’s always helpful, coming to a new place, to know who are—and who are not—the family connections.
VICAR. Come, Rogers! My poor brethren
in the church are waiting.
I must see to their necessities at once. [He starts
for the door.]
MANSON. Pardon me, sir.
[He hands him the bread which, among those necessities, he has forgotten. The VICAR looks at him a moment in troubled thought, and then goes out, followed by ROGERS.]
ROGERS [at door]. I’ll be back to ’elp
you in with the breakfast,
Mr. Manson. [Exit.]
MARY. Now, Manson: let’s talk! You’ve got nothing more to do? . . .
MANSON. Not till breakfast.
MARY. Then come over here, and make ourselves comfy.
[They go over to the settee: she plumps herself down, gathering her legs up into a little bunch. He seats himself beside her.]
Now! Tell me everything you know about the Bishop of Benares!
MANSON. What—Uncle Josh?
MARY. Ssh—ssh—ssh! That’s naughty, you know! You heard what Uncle William said! . . . Do you think he’d very much mind if I called him Uncle Josh?
MANSON. You may take it from me, that you may call him whatever you like.
MARY. That’s all very well; but you’re not Uncle Joshua!
MANSON. No? . . .
MARY [hotly]. No, you’re not!
MANSON. Well, since you’re so certain . . .
MARY [with conviction]. I’m perfectly certain he’ll never stand a kid like me cheeking him and calling him names! Uncle William’s quite right! . . . And that’s why I’ve made up my mind that I sha’n’t like him, after all!
MANSON. Indeed, I hope you will!